The Corrupted Wish

[agentx]

Granted. Unfortunately, those are the only sort of jokes that she knows, and now she isn't any fun to be around.

I wish that I had more time.

[B8]

Granted enter my time machine my good man. You are now caught in a circle of time problem and never get out of my machine. You die a death of dehydration because you forgot to bring water.

I wish that I knew more.

[princessfuzzball]

Granted, you know so much you wish you had brain soap

I wish that people would be nice to eachother while on the forums.

[TEX]

Granted, everyone lives in peace with each other and harmony is achieved.

Then an alien race comes in and destroys are pitiful race with sticks and stones, far superior weaponry than our flowers

I wish that i could out drink anyone with any type of alcohol, and survive well enough to remember the night and laugh at them for losing to me!!!

[princessfuzzball]

Granted, but your stomach turns inside out and digests you. You never live after that.

I wish I could get my bike down and ride it outside.

[B8]

Granted I come over and get your bike down. But I hurt my shoulder in getting it down and now you have to drive me all of the time.

I hope that my wish ends better than my last wish.

[princessfuzzball]

Granted, you think that the world is so awesome, you must have died in your sleep and gone to heaven. You try to test this theory with disasterous results.... and find yourself in a place that smells like barbeque and is very very hot.

I wish that it was Friday.

[B8]

Granted but it takes three days to happen and you wind up in the same place you sent me to.

I wish that Auntie Jill would stop sending me to h***.

[princessfuzzball]

Granted, you get sent to heaven don't realize it, and fall out. You get stuck on planet Earth for eternity.

I wish that these things would sew themselves.

[agentx]

Granted, they (dead people) sew themselves back together (zombification thread and necro-needle). Great wish, thanks. Now we are all getting eaten by zombies.

I wish that my eyes could see like they used to. They really kind of suck now.

[Jonus]

Granted, you're 10 years old again and the internet is a much scarier place, so say hi to Chris Hansen for me.

I wish my life was a B-movie.

[princessfuzzball]

Granted, you find all sorts of dead giant ants, tiny people and friends that you step on and discover only later, and get adbucted every dy by a different flying saucer on a string making some kind of whirring noise. You also get very good at being in a "crashing ship" as you get "thrown about" Nobody else notices these changes but wonders why you have gone insane.

I wish that Jonus would be in a B movie.

[B8]

Granted Jonus is now in a B movie, unfortunately for you the movie contract requires you to be present at every showing. You go nuts from seeing the movie so many times that you have memorized it forwards and backwards.

I wish you better luck Jill.