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Post by princessfuzzball on Jan 30, 2007 17:38:26 GMT -5
Granted, but you never use it.
I wish I was not so bored.
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Post by ŞíŘ on Feb 8, 2007 18:18:59 GMT -5
Granted, but you end up absorbing too much energy to burn off and you get fat.
Really, really fat.
I wish I could levitate... you know, like David Blane, except not fake.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Feb 8, 2007 18:47:52 GMT -5
Graned, but your levitation defies gravity and you manage to go out into outer space unprotected. Your body splodes, and you die.
I wish I was not so crabby. (I mean serioulsy if I'm any crabbier, I'll be little, red and on a beach pinching things.)
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Post by ŞíŘ on Feb 8, 2007 19:16:02 GMT -5
Instead of being crabby, you become squiddy. And beinh a squid sucks.
I wish I had a time machine. And not one of those low-budget "screw up and teleport you to the 10th dimension" ones either.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Feb 8, 2007 22:48:43 GMT -5
Granted. You get my teleporter, which doesn't work so good, but looks really nice. I wind up starting over and achieve perfect teleportation.
I wish that I could eat and sleep on a normal schedule.
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Post by agentx on Feb 9, 2007 18:10:19 GMT -5
Granted. 7:00AM Greenwich mean time, you eat breakfast. (That would be... 2:00AM eastern. Have fun with that.)
I wish that I didn't know what pork rinds were made of so I don't feel weird about eating them (even though I do anyway)
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Post by Caboose on Feb 9, 2007 20:14:09 GMT -5
You completely forget what pork rinds are. And how to eat them. And everything else.
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner
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Post by princessfuzzball on Feb 9, 2007 20:35:28 GMT -5
Granted, you become an Oscar Meyer Weiner and discover the process of being made into said (disgusting) product. Yoour head and body are gournd up and mixed with discraded apple cores, and old Chinese newspapers. Bon Appetite!
I wish that I didn't have to mop the floor here.
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Post by Chu-Chu on Feb 12, 2007 10:48:43 GMT -5
Granted, your roomate does it for yo.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, sorry, I couldn't finish that with a straight face....
I wish I graduated at the end of this term, instead of the end of next....
~Chu
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Post by princessfuzzball on Feb 12, 2007 12:59:18 GMT -5
Granted. But you sprial into some sort of crazy indepent studying, because you feel the need to learn more. It's cute, but very time consuming...
I wish that this Dr. would call me back. Gah.
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Post by Night Owl on Feb 12, 2007 13:55:49 GMT -5
Granted, the doctor calls you back, but it's VERY bad news. You have cancer and 37 different types of it.
I wish I could get my kill-death ratio up.
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Post by B8 on Feb 12, 2007 14:10:06 GMT -5
Granted but you kill yourself in real life.
I wish that I could be better at CSS.
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Post by Chim on Feb 12, 2007 14:12:37 GMT -5
Granted. You become one with CSS. You now only exist online and have no physical body or soul.
I wish I was a master at every martial art in the world.
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Post by ŞíŘ on Feb 12, 2007 16:38:15 GMT -5
... I shoot you with a scout. Lot of good that did you.
I wish I had... A LICENSE TO KILL
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Post by Chim on Feb 12, 2007 17:24:10 GMT -5
Granted. You get a license to kill, but it's dated AFTER you killed me with the Scout so you go to prison anyway. At least you can kill anyone in the prison =).
I wish there were some good new games that were out on PC. GEEZ there's no point for lan parties anymore cuz all the new frickin games suck. =P
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