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Post by B8 on Feb 22, 2007 17:02:01 GMT -5
Granted but you get paid in crack cocaine and get life in prison and die of aids.
"Hope for the best but prepare for the worst." Dammned accurate.
I wish my fortune cookie was not so accurate.
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Post by Chu-Chu on Feb 23, 2007 10:22:15 GMT -5
Granted, it says 'Hope for the worst and prepare for the best.' so, you do, and are horribly horribly crushed when you find out how wrong it was.... stupid cookie.
I wish I had the all the answers.
~Chu
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Post by Chim on Feb 23, 2007 16:18:11 GMT -5
Granted, 42.
I wish I wasn't here in Tennessee anymore...
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Post by Chu-Chu on Feb 26, 2007 13:13:23 GMT -5
Granted, it has been taken over by aliens and you are abducted and.... well... lets just say it goes down hill from there.... Oh, and you miss going to ACEN, ya bastid.
I wish the roof wasn't leaking into the room making ceiling tiles fill up with water and fall ON ME.... grrr....
~Chu
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Post by princessfuzzball on Feb 26, 2007 15:09:12 GMT -5
Grantd. Instead of being hit by wet icky ceiling tiles, the roof falls on you, and deforms your legs and arms beyond recgonition. You get bionic arms and legs, but the servos keep shorting out when you get hyper/excited, and then can't bounce on trampolines anymore.
I wish I had asked for the staples that held my shoulder together.
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Post by agentx on Mar 8, 2007 19:47:47 GMT -5
Granted. You ask for, and get the staples that held your shoulder together... (?)
I wish that people would give me explanations rather than skirt the question
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Post by B8 on Mar 10, 2007 21:43:25 GMT -5
YOu get the explanations but then the people that give you the explanations have to kill you.
I wish that disaster would not follow, lead, nor accompany me any more.
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Post by agentx on Mar 12, 2007 20:13:59 GMT -5
Granted. It follows everyone around you and in your immediate family.
I wish that I could shoot lightning from my fingertips at will.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Mar 13, 2007 8:42:58 GMT -5
Granted, but in doing so, you shoot yourself with the first bolt of lightning as you had a fly buzzing around your head.
I wish the drama would stop, and people could be more easygoing.
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Post by F1r3f0x on Mar 13, 2007 15:46:02 GMT -5
Granted but then I get unbanned BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I wish I didn't eat so many fritos to give me a stomach ache D:.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Mar 14, 2007 11:37:04 GMT -5
Granted, you can't eat them anymore because you find out you are allergic to just about everything, corn, soy, fishe, eggs, wheat, dairy, and nuts. What is left to eat is not only sad, but it takes a long itme to prepare.
I wish that it did not rain today.
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Post by Chim on Mar 14, 2007 14:51:08 GMT -5
Granted. It did not rain today.....here in Kansas!!! It was so nice today. I washed my car!
I wish I was a master in every martial art in the world.
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Post by B8 on Mar 14, 2007 15:12:40 GMT -5
Granted you are now a master in all of the martial arts. There is so much knowlege that like on Stargate SG-1 you begin to die because it is anchient knowlege that is too much for the human brain to retain.
I wish for health, better health.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Mar 16, 2007 11:05:13 GMT -5
Granted. You are so healthy, you live to the end of the world, where you see the terrible fate that kills everybody and everything but you. Hopefully, you developed a spaceship that will carry you to another planet where you might find life... so you are not alone forever.
I wish people would stop quitting AC.
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Post by B8 on Mar 16, 2007 13:55:19 GMT -5
Granted - everyone stays - now the server is full 24 7 and none of us can get on to play
CSS.
I wish for my spaceship - now and make it happen.
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