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Post by RaccoonsFury on May 9, 2006 17:22:44 GMT -5
Here's how it works. Make a wish, then someone tells you how it can go horribly wrong.
Example: "I wish I was immortal!" "You become immortal, however, you get maimed and spend the rest of eternity unable to move, speak, or eat solid food."
Won't this be fun?
I wish I had an FN FA MAS.
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Post by The Black Dart on May 9, 2006 17:27:22 GMT -5
i wish i was a demon god that lived for the rest of eternity and had supreme power of all things.
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Post by Kami on May 9, 2006 17:35:43 GMT -5
one day u broke ur legs while chasing done a victim, as ur legs break u happend to be just inrange of a very ANNoying litle girl who sees u, drags u home and many corny ways ur legs keep on breaking and u get locked up in her room, forced to hear all her crap. As long as u live.
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Post by Caboose on May 9, 2006 19:34:25 GMT -5
I wish I could get out of the damn Valkurm Dunes in FFXI.
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Post by Kami on May 9, 2006 19:37:50 GMT -5
ugh. i dont need to tell u are going to go wrong. U went wrong by actually paying for a online game.
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Post by F1r3f0x on May 9, 2006 19:45:29 GMT -5
You get out of valkrum dunes, but at qufim, you aggro giants and delevel, then you go back to valkrum.
Sad, sad fate.
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Post by Caboose on May 9, 2006 21:02:23 GMT -5
Noooooo!!!1!!!one!!
Ok, on to my next wish. I wish I could fly and be invisible. ;D
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Post by Kami on May 9, 2006 21:43:59 GMT -5
u get hit by a spaceshuttle from NASA as u go up into the higher layers of the atomsphere u slowly wether away and die until finally u explode upon reaching outspace.
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Post by The Black Dart on May 9, 2006 21:50:42 GMT -5
I wish i had some pie.
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Post by RaccoonsFury on May 10, 2006 7:35:45 GMT -5
(Remember guys, corrupt the last wish, and make a new one.)
Granted. You recieve a freshly baked broken-glass and tobasco pie.
I wish there was some damned coffee creamer left.
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Post by The Black Dart on May 10, 2006 22:32:30 GMT -5
/cry
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Post by Jonus on May 11, 2006 7:16:46 GMT -5
Raccoon, you find a bottle of coffee creamer and pour it, well attempt to poor it until you notice it expired in 1989 and therefore crawls out of the bottle and eats you.
I wish I wasn't still sick after 2 weeks......
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Post by RaccoonsFury on May 13, 2006 0:17:40 GMT -5
(I'm not Caboose!) Granted. You die after two weeks. But hey, you're not sick anymore!
I wish I had a fully restored 1969 Pontiac GTO.
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Post by Caboose on May 13, 2006 0:51:12 GMT -5
You receive the fully restored GTO, but it all comes out of your pocket. Since you now have no money for gas, you unexpectedly run out of gas on the highway and get crushed by a semi and a Mini Cooper and a popcorn bag.
I wish Jonus would get better after two weeks and not die! Oh, I got you there!
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Post by Kami on May 13, 2006 10:00:50 GMT -5
jonus got better and didnt die, but he came on the server and pwn'd everyone, and kept on pwning.
I wish for...a white bread, green lettece, mayonaise, reg. mustard, turkey sandwhich with none of the items expired.
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