The Corrupted Wish

[Chu-Chu]

Granted, but you have to have Windows Vista to run them. And Vista requires so many patches that the games will no longer function. Your computer comes to life and kills you in your sleep, and finally gets taken out 3 hours later when it runs out of virtual memory, but sadly it has erradicated nearly 1,000,000 people first.

I wish I got paid more for my job...

~Chu

[B8]

Granted you get paid more for you job but it is in some other countries currency that is suffering from super inflation and it becomes worthless in the time it takes to get the money to the bank.

I wish that Chu Chu had not slayed me in the forums, as I am dead no one can get to me for retribution.

[princessfuzzball]

Greanted. You become the first of Kami's zombie army. He allows you to go pay back Chu-Chu but being a zombie you are so dumb you hink that eating a hamburger is good enough to pay him back. You suffer from big bouts of boring "sky gazing" stupidity, and wander around until Kami decides to use you. This can't come soon enough.

I wish that it would be about 60 degrees on my birthday...

[Chim]

Granted. Your birthday has changed to april but nobody told you. You are celebrating the wrong day and you are younger than you know.

I wish I had more cookies... I only have 2..... er... 1 now. =P

[B8]

Granted you have all the cookies that you want but they are peanut butter and you have an anaphalactic reaction to them and die young.

I wish that Chim would allow me on his team in the server. I so hate to kill him there.

[Chu-Chu]

Granted... but you TK him anyway and get auto banned for breaching the TK limit... sad times...

I wish my teachers would stop assigning homework that actually slows down progress and makes you take steps back....

~Chu

[agentx]

Granted, they assign homework that cannot be completed unless you were born in 2117. You fail.

I wish I could get rid of this cold! I've had it all winter!

[Night Owl]

Granted. You die instead, but hey, you're not sick anymore.

I wish I could stop being so morbid with these corrupted wishes.

[princessfuzzball]

Granted, but they you realize just how happy you are in making other people happy and decide to become a clown. The world is terrified of you.

I wish that someone had told me my birhtday was in April....

[Chim]

Granted. You're father and mother finally come clean. Your birthday is in April. It's 60 degrees and Sunny. Unfortunately, it's 60 degrees Celsius (which is about 140 F). It's WAY TOO FREAKIN HOT AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT (caps =P). hehehehe. Global warming happens. We all blame the B8 offspring.

I wish the cat would QUIT MEOWING.... shut up cat!

[Chu-Chu]

Granted, instead, it starts singing 'Henry the VIII'th I am' and never stops and follows you everywhere... you go to prision for animal cruelty.

I wish People would call me with their problems when they start having them, not wait 2 months then leave a 5 minute *#(!@#%athon on my answering machine.....

~Chu

[princessfuzzball]

Granted. They call you before it ever happens, every day. You go postal and makean EMP.... it causes insanity like nobody ever knows.

I wish that B8 had a better, more reliable, and fast internet connection at his place.

[B8]

Granted but since a better connection takes more power global warming accelerates exponentially. This causes a massive power failure on the electric grid killing millions of innocent people.

Thank you for making me a mass killer. Sarcasm meter explodes here.

I wish that all of this freaking snow would melt.

[Chu-Chu]

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~Chu

[agentx]

Granted, your post has been removed... *shifty eyes*

I wish that that stuff I'm selling on eBay would crack $500 already!