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Post by Amy on Mar 16, 2007 23:01:05 GMT -5
you have your own spaceship. the dadelus. don't you remember?!
"ZOMG, SPACESHIP!"
I wish everything goes according to plan when the department of ag this time.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Mar 18, 2007 14:14:08 GMT -5
Granted, everything goes according to planeed, and you get a job. The only problem is you hate it with so much passion, you secretely sabatoge everything you do, and then leave.
I wish I was not drowsy from the non-drowsy claritin.....
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Post by ŞíŘ on Mar 18, 2007 14:40:16 GMT -5
Granted. You are so wide awake, you can never close your eyes again.
And then B8 takes his shirt off. AHHHHHHHHHHHH
I wish my hands weren't so cold. I dunno why but my hands are really, really cold.
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Post by B8 on Mar 18, 2007 15:36:17 GMT -5
Much to your chagrin that was my flannel shirt that I took off. I now fulfilll you wish by wrapping my flannel shirt around your hands, but the old man smell kills you on the spot.
I wish that people would stop having me remove clothing items that require me to explain what is NOT going to happen.
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Post by agentx on Mar 18, 2007 17:28:02 GMT -5
Granted. You can no longer remove your boxer shorts. I weep for you.
I wish that it was St. Patrick's Day every day of the year.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Mar 19, 2007 8:56:21 GMT -5
Granted you are permamentally green. You are mistaken for an alien and autopsied alive.
I wish Austin would not think that the cordless phone was a chew toy.
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Post by Amy on Mar 21, 2007 15:02:03 GMT -5
Austin realized the cordless phone wasn't as cool a toy as the shiny black phone sitting next to it... the one mommy just got..... and he found that one and DESTROYED IT in only a way an african grey could.
I wish Kforce would stop being dicks about this job. They're talking talking and no action.
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Post by B8 on Mar 21, 2007 15:08:01 GMT -5
KForce gets off its dead a** and sends you a job offer. Only problem it is on the moon and they do not provide any life support gear. In addition the contract you signed forces you to go whether or not you want to go. Dubious designs, buidls and manufactures a life support system for you but they deny him access to the vechicle to insure that it will all fit in. After you arrive at the moon you discover that they disassembled it to make it fit into that space available and left the valves open so there is no gas left. You get on the return flight only to discover...
I wish all of Kforce would be moved straight to hell with no exceptions allowed.
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F1r3f0x
Hacker!
Ph33r \/\/r4t%7C-%7C 0f K4/\/\1
100%
This is why square tires never caught on....
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Post by F1r3f0x on Mar 21, 2007 17:45:09 GMT -5
Granted, but then Kforce overthrows the devil and becomes the leader of hell.
I wish I didn't have to do this chemistry scavenger hunt that is due tomorrow and I didn't do it yet.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Mar 22, 2007 11:56:18 GMT -5
Granted, instead, you flunk out of school, and live in a cardboard box. It is fun at first but then the rats come, and you find out the horrors of diseases known as, the plauge, cholera, dissentary, and every other disease known to man. Thankfuly, you don't die from any of them, and then the doctors find you and decide to test you to see why.... you spend the rest of your life being treated as a lab rat, instead of living with them.
I wish I had not cleaned the stove.
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Post by agentx on Mar 23, 2007 23:04:36 GMT -5
Granted. Now your stove is a festering rat-hole of disgusting grime.
I wish that everything were edible.
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Post by B8 on Mar 24, 2007 17:05:41 GMT -5
Granted but you eat everything in site and die of fatisim.
I wish I could wake up.
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Post by ŞíŘ on Mar 24, 2007 17:38:46 GMT -5
Granted... you wake up, slide down the tube, get picked up by the spaceship, and are trained to hone your skills as The One and free mankind from The Matrix.
You kill Agent Smith and yourself simultaneously. God, that sucks.
I wish my forums template for TCD would design itself... grumble. (Funfact: Forum templates are awesome to design but just awful to produce because you can't code them exactly the way that you really want to.)
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Post by princessfuzzball on Mar 24, 2007 17:57:43 GMT -5
Granted, you instead design a program that can design forum templates just the way you want them... and make all kinds on money. You subesquently loose it all in anti-trust lawsuits.
I wish I could find a camelbak water bottle.
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Post by B8 on Apr 2, 2007 6:49:02 GMT -5
Granted you find the camelback water bottle but it is attached to a camel that runs away from you. Run run into the desert screaming "First my sister plays a bad April fools joke on me and now this?" Once past the second and dune you stop, as the camel has vanished. Which way is back? To be continued.
I wish that Amy would stop with the BAD jokes.
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