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Post by TEX on Jun 21, 2006 11:29:30 GMT -5
Granted, a squishy toy appears and the first 100 times you squeeze it you enjoy it and are no longer bored. However, on the 101 squeese it explodes. The camera then cuts to Q from James Bond saying, "Where the blazes is that new explosive squishy toy, oh I knew James would love it."
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Post by TEX on Jun 21, 2006 11:32:49 GMT -5
Granted, you find a squishy toy and begin to squeeze it furiusly, and have a blast. On the 100th squish, it explodes with the force of a box of dynamite. The camera cuts to Q from James Bond yelling, "Where the blazes is that new explosive device I hid in a squishy toy, oh I knew James would've liked that."
I wish that I had admin
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Post by Chu-Chu on Jun 21, 2006 12:17:40 GMT -5
Granted, You finally get admin access to your computer! YAY! Although, you don't think of the fact that now any virus, worm or other malicious program can attach itself to your computer and within a week your computer is virtually useless due to all the crap running.
I wish I could control time and space.
~Chu
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Post by agentx on Jun 22, 2006 15:52:04 GMT -5
granted. however, you too are affected by time, and when you blast forward 100 years you crumble to dust.
I wish that pringles came in 10 pound mondo tubes.
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Post by TEX on Jun 25, 2006 14:39:21 GMT -5
Granted, you get so excited that you buy 1000 instead of 1 online. When they are delivered, your house is crushed under the extreme weight.
I wish that people would start making good movies and games and stop caring about graphics and the shock factor
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Post by princessfuzzball on Jun 26, 2006 10:16:57 GMT -5
Granted, but you spend so much time watching movies and playing games now that you die from lack of fresh air and exercise.
I wish that there were more hours in the day.
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Post by Chu-Chu on Jun 26, 2006 12:15:47 GMT -5
Granted, but in order to give more hours the rotation of the Earth must be slowed. This change in the rotation of the Earth causes it's orbit around the sun to start degrading. Scientists estimate we have 5 years before we crash into the sun and the planet is destroyed. On the up side, we'll all perrish from the increase in thrermal temperatures in about 2 years.
I wish I could fly or teleport.
~Chu
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Post by princessfuzzball on Jun 26, 2006 23:25:40 GMT -5
Granted, you fly into a teleport that takes you back to the moment of the worlds beginning, and manage somehow to destroy it all.
and just for being Chu-Chu *POKE*
I wish I could sleep for the next few days.
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Post by TEX on Jul 5, 2006 2:39:33 GMT -5
Granted. You wake up a few (6783) days later. You wake up to find all your family killed, your life ruined, and your pets have taken over the universe. As soon as you touch the doctor by your side, you kill him. You must now live the rest of your eternal life knowing that you cannot touch anyone else again.
I wish that my girl friend could live with me.
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Post by Chu-Chu on Jul 5, 2006 14:37:38 GMT -5
Granted. She can, but doesn't want to. STBY.
I wish I had unlimited cosmic powers
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Post by agentx on Jul 5, 2006 18:30:15 GMT -5
granted. you become a genie with unlimited cosmic power. however, you remain buried in a lamp forever.
no wish... someone else go for me...
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Post by princessfuzzball on Jul 5, 2006 19:41:04 GMT -5
I wish that agentx had a wish.
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Post by Jonus on Jul 7, 2006 13:15:59 GMT -5
Agentx does have a wish, in fact this wish becomes the only wish to be made that is uncorrupted. However it makes no difference since no one ever hears of it.
I wish I had a hot air balloon with jet engines attached to it.
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Post by UrbStylee on Jul 10, 2006 14:25:57 GMT -5
Granted, your hot air balloon rocks! however the price of jet fuel forces you to take out third and fourth mortages on your family's house, sending them into vagrancy. Forced to live on the streets or in the sewers you whind up sleeping in green mutagen which turns you all into turtles without the ninja training.
I wish I was God.
Urbin
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Post by Chu-Chu on Jul 10, 2006 14:30:32 GMT -5
Granted. You legally change your name to 'God' but are persicuted by all the religous groups of the world. Through conferences, and months of spending time in a modern version of 'the inquisition' style torture chambers, the world finally agrees that you are to be killed for your sins and heracy and attempts to incite a world war over religion. Thus, you are disembowled, drawn and quartered, and burned alive. On the upside, your final meal is the best food you've ever had.
I wish that I won the mulit-million dollar powerball, and nobody else had won it.
~Chu
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