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Post by princessfuzzball on Jul 10, 2006 23:30:35 GMT -5
Granted, but people bother you all the time just to get to your money (You will give me a million or two, right?  ) and you have no friends.... you die the way you came into this world, alone, naked, screaming and crying. I wish I could have the day off of work tomorrow. |
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Post by jackle on Jul 11, 2006 2:11:32 GMT -5
hey you dont always die alone naked and screamin. thats why i want to die in my sleep like my grandpa and not like the 3 other people in the car.
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Post by Caboose on Jul 11, 2006 19:28:42 GMT -5
Granted. They fire you.
I wish our orchestra was good.
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Post by UrbStylee on Jul 12, 2006 8:15:58 GMT -5
Granted, so good they hit the brown note in the last overture.
I wish I was ROCKSTAR!
Urb.
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Post by Kami on Jul 13, 2006 12:57:53 GMT -5
Granted u become a favriote Rock.
i wish i was in resi evil 4 D:
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Post by Caboose on Jul 13, 2006 13:36:03 GMT -5
Granted. You become one of the nutcase monks that goes around chanting, "Cogelo" and attempting to seize the 'bad guy.' You finally find him, and lo and behold, he tests out his shiny new sniper rifle on you. Your head asplode.
I wish I had a decent pair of pants
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Post by Chu-Chu on Jul 13, 2006 14:30:36 GMT -5
Granted, but they are too small and you cannot wear them.
I wish I didn't have to sleep, and there were no adverse affects from it...
~Chu
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Post by Lepper on Jul 13, 2006 14:55:04 GMT -5
You get the perfect eternal sleep... death.
I wish i had a tail.
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Post by UrbStylee on Jul 13, 2006 15:51:37 GMT -5
Granted, your tail sprouts, but live the rest of you life with people telling you size doesn't matter...
I wish jealousy didn't exist.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Jul 14, 2006 16:50:26 GMT -5
Granted, but then you have nothing left to fight for and die a boring life.
I wish I had a few more hours today to myself.
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Post by TEX on Jul 18, 2006 1:59:04 GMT -5
Granted, everyone in your state dies... It takes exactly 3 hours and 23 min for anyone to find you.
I wish that Orlando Bloom died in Pirates dose instead of Johnny Dep (sry for misspell)
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Post by Jonus on Jul 22, 2006 16:27:14 GMT -5
Granted. Orlando Bloom dies and 3000 google searches later your forum post is found and the millions of teen girls who loved him exact their vengence upon you with numerous makeovers. So many that you have little flesh left after the final coat of semi gloss is removed.
I wish people didn't spoil movie endings.
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Post by TEX on Jul 22, 2006 20:00:50 GMT -5
( i didn't spoil anything)
Granted, they tell you every detail about every scene and every frame of the movie.
I wish that people didn't assume.
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Post by agentx on Jul 23, 2006 8:40:15 GMT -5
granted. people now just make stuff up about you for no good reason and from no fault of your own.
I wish that my steam.exe didnt suck up all of my CPU power.
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Post by Chu-Chu on Jul 24, 2006 9:52:32 GMT -5
Granted. Steam.exe stops taking up all of your CPU power, well, as a matter of fact, steam.exe makes it so nothing can use your CPU power and you have to buy a new processor, which is infected with Alien DNA, and the temperature within your PC is perfect for their breeding. You soon release a host of Aliens on the world, whom quickly take it over, killing all life, except for you. But they keep calling you mommy.
I wish work was over for the day.
~Chu
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) and you have no friends.... you die the way you came into this world, alone, naked, screaming and crying.
