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Post by TEX on Jun 14, 2006 19:36:58 GMT -5
granted, everyone reads your threads on how to prepare "the perfect christmas dinner." Over 5 billion people die of massive intestinal blockage, and explosive diarrhea. The FBI, NSA, CIA, FDA, and NAMBLA encircle your house, capture you, and torture you by making eat "the perfect christmas dinner" over and over again, giving you medication to make sure you don't die.
(sry if it's too graphic)
I wish the server stopped sucking, so I could finally get my kill to death ratio above .57
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Post by Kami on Jun 14, 2006 22:14:03 GMT -5
granted, u finally get .58
i wish i could beat dark megaman
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Post by Chu-Chu on Jun 14, 2006 23:07:58 GMT -5
Granted, you beat him over the head with a hammer... wait, that wasn't IN game.... oops!
I wish I didn't have to re-install the server...
~Chu
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Post by TEX on Jun 15, 2006 0:00:34 GMT -5
Granted, magically, a Lynux server appears, complete with every mod, map already installed and the ability to hold 65536 players at once without any lag at all. You set it up, plug it in, get on, and just as the server loads..... Lightning strikes you, once in your chair, again on the floor, twice more as you stand up, and a total of eight more times on the way to the phone to call the guiness book of world records. Remarkably, you don't die, instead you must now live in a plastic bag, totally climate controlled, and cut off from the rest of existance.
I wish my girl friend would just ......... nvm that wish is coming true.
I wish that kami had someone to hold on to, because he sounds like he needs some good lovin
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Post by Jonus on Jun 15, 2006 13:23:03 GMT -5
Granted......wait I don't wanna touch this one.........
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Post by TEX on Jun 15, 2006 18:26:16 GMT -5
How did I know that no one would dare corrupt that wish
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Post by Chu-Chu on Jun 16, 2006 10:15:12 GMT -5
I'll field this one...
Granted. Kami gets someone to hold onto, someone to give him some lovin'. But then Sas decides to cheat on him, again, and makes everything 10 times worse than it was before... WTG Tex... Just beat up on poor Kami.... Ya bastid!
I wish work was only an hour long, but I still got paid like I worked my 30 hours....
~Chu
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Post by TEX on Jun 16, 2006 18:13:20 GMT -5
sry guys, i was only trying to help
Granted. Work only feels like an hour because you zone out and fall asleep for the other 29 hours. One week though, a person who was fired the day before came back with m4's and HE grenades for pay back. This happens while you are zoned out, so you don't know that all of your co-workers are dieing horrible deaths. After the blood bath and the police standoff they arrest the guy, but because you did nothing to stop him, you are accused of being in on it. You are found guilty and are sentenced to 25 years in Levenworth State Prison, where a big man named Bubba claims you as his "wife." Several years go by, and after several riots that you "swear you weren't appart of", the department of corrections decides to change your sentence to life without perol. Bubba couldn't have been happier that day.
I wish that my life was just a really long dream, in fact, i've been in a coma since I was 4 years old, and that when I wake up, I have special powers of pre-cognition.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Jun 17, 2006 7:21:09 GMT -5
Granted, but because the powers of pre-cognition are so powerful, your brain is unable to perform any other task, and you die when you are woken up... which is why this life is all a dream and you were in a coma.
I wish that all of my wishes thus far would not be curropted and would come true, also in a noncurrpoted way....
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Post by agentx on Jun 17, 2006 12:58:16 GMT -5
granted. your wishes are not curropted. However, they remain CORRUPTED. Also, you wasted your one wish by wishing that subsequent wishes would not be curropted. You get no other wishes.  I wish that I had a rechargable mouse so that I don't have to buy batteries |
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Post by princessfuzzball on Jun 17, 2006 15:27:39 GMT -5
Granted, but the awesomeness of the recharagable mouse is too much for you and you commit suicide because you can't be next to something so awesome.
I wish that my last wish came true, AND my wishes were never corrupted in the first place.
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Post by TEX on Jun 17, 2006 20:58:11 GMT -5
Granted, but the magic used to time travel back and stop the corruption of your wishes creates a dimentional breach, releasing comic book charactors onto our plain of existance. Not the cool comic book charactors, but the ones from import asian cutesy bunny rabit mistranslated monsters. Everyone is bored to sleep and in our unconsious state, said bunnies take over the world and make us eat dirt to try and make carrots out of our waste products(bunnies are stupid). After your wishes come true, you realise what a mistake it was to uncorrupt them, and become the rebal freedom fighter to save humanity. However, your first mission to sabotage a "carrot factory" (bunnies are really stupid) you are caught in the trip wire made out of shoe string and old pop cans. The bunnies find you and bite you only once, you get Rabies. The rest of your life, you see how high you can bounce off the rubber walls in your room.
I wish that Caboose would stop being a woman.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Jun 18, 2006 9:23:45 GMT -5
Granted. Caboose stops being a woman, and you come out of the closet.
i wish that people would take a week off from dying so I wouldn't have to make anymore funeral easels for a while when I'm at work.
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Post by Jonus on Jun 18, 2006 15:15:45 GMT -5
Granted. People start taking a week off from dying but the fates misunderstand your phrasing and so everyone in the world comes close to death at end of a week but no one ever dies. The planet is thrown into chaos and the ill fated show "Highlander" quicky becomes a reality. You don't have time to make funeral easels while sword fighting with the rest of the population.
I wish I could shapeshift.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Jun 18, 2006 20:12:02 GMT -5
Granted, you gain the ability to shapeshift and get flushed down the toilet... good first choice!
I wish that I was not bored right now.
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