The Corrupted Wish

[Kami]

granted. A crocdile walks into ur room, beats you with a dictionary over ur head leaving u in a state of coma, u wake up next week to find out while u slept, crocidiles were living with you now.

i wish someone would say "hi" to me T_T

[Chu-Chu]

Granted, but you never know what Michael will do next.

I wish Kami wasn't in this situation right now... He's too innocent.

~Chu

[TEX]

Kami leaves, and a power vacuum is created throwing the rest of us into a civil war over who is the craziest now that kami left. Everyone dies except Church and Caboose, who leave later out of sure boredom

I wish that I woke up one day and realised that star wars is real and I am like the most awesomeness pimp, dope, mad, dumba**, retard, bombsh** props jedi ever

[Chu-Chu]

Granted, but you are also more hunted than Darth Bane. Death comes swiftly as since you just realize that Star Wars was real, you don't know how to use your powers and are quickly defeated.

I wish I was done with finals.

~Chu

[TEX]

Granted, but after the finals a hitman sneaks into your classroom and holds a loop of piano wire around your junk (without you knowing), then the teacher says, "This is the final test you will ever take in your life (winks toward you) if you do not get above a 109% on it or you are the last one done, something you hold dear will be stripped

I wish I was as good as soyo

[princessfuzzball]

Granted but in becoming as good as soyo, you now have no soul. This means that automatic doors will not open for you and you walk into one not knowing this. You die from a broken neck.

I wish that my last wish would never come true.

[Jonus]

Granted your last wish never comes true and by altering the time space continum with such a large request, timelines and forces beyond our control are shattered. You are born over and over again until the universe can no longer withstand the paradox and explodes and implodes simotaneously.

I wish that drama didn't seem to follow me everywhere.

[TEX]

Granted, drama starts following David Hasselhof, which continually frustrates him to a point of insanity. He orders his beloved German people to start stockpiling weapons and eventually takes over the world in his honor. One day, while walking down the street, he sees you, takes out his pistol, and kills himself for you.

I wish Matt Damand wasn't such a hansom beast, and that I was buffer than he was in the Bourne Supremacy (geeze did you see him on that opening scene running on the beach!!).

[princessfuzzball]

Granted, You inherit all of Matt Damand's handsomness/buffness, and become more buff than he. In doing so, your epedermis was not prepared and it rips into shreds. You eventually die from the wounds, but not before suffering for oh, three weeks or so.

I wish that I could get that greusome image out of my head, and NOT BY explosion/implosion.

[agentx]

granted. The image comes out via gentle nudging from the teeth of rabid wolverines.

I wish i got a full night's sleep for once *yawn*

[Chu-Chu]

Granted, but the night never ends... damn vampires...

I wish I hadmotivation...

~Chu

[princessfuzzball]

I like vampires, one of my favorites being Alucard.....

Granted You have so much motivation you explode.

I wish I had a jetpack.

[Jonus]

Granted but you need rocket fuel for it to fly. And since you don't have a goverment security clearance you never will.


I wish the mods weren't taking weeks to suddenly up and mess up.

[Kami]

Granted, they... eat u... alive.


oh I wish i was a oscar meyer weiner

[princessfuzzball]

Granted you become an oscar meyer weiner.... and eat yourself

I wish I had a cooking fourm!