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Post by Chu-Chu on Jun 5, 2006 13:23:39 GMT -5
Granted. You gain the ability to hover and spit staples at ultra-high-speed-velocities! sadly, you spit all the staples out without eatting more... your attempt to regain your powers fails as the next bowl of stablesauce was inevitably lined with paperclips instead. The results are disasterous and smelly.
I wish for my wishes to be uncorruptable, as I make no wish.
killer waffles, tasty killer waffles.
~Chu
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Post by Kami on Jun 5, 2006 13:30:06 GMT -5
Gra.. wait a sec.. *reads wish* oh trying to play wise r ya!
*dusts off hands* so where was i. oh yeah, Granted. but as u eat the waffles each delicious slice makes diffrent parts of ur body warp back into time at diffrent periods.
i wish no one calls for admin abuse
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Post by Jonus on Jun 5, 2006 15:26:43 GMT -5
Granted No one calls for admin abuse, they wake you up at 6 AM with 3 different SWAT teams who don't realize that you throwing your hands into the air is surrendering. The first shot gives you a third eye and well from there the other 312 don't really matter....
I wish I could save up enough money to buy the ring so I could ask my girlfriend to marry me.
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Post by Chu-Chu on Jun 5, 2006 16:59:39 GMT -5
Granted, but she says no.
I wish was easier.
~Chu
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Post by agentx on Jun 6, 2006 20:30:18 GMT -5
OH MY GOD CHU! That is BRUTAL! HAHAHA!
Also, granted. The wish granting entity could not make sense of your grammar, and so you instantly become ten years younger and are forced to go back to grammar school by a burly truant officer.
I wish that i discover free energy.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Jun 7, 2006 7:43:07 GMT -5
Granted,you discover free energy but only after years and years of studying phsyics and becoming so involved in it that everything else in your life fades away. You even forget to shave which is your demise because the second that you discover free energy, your beard is caught on fire and you combust, being unable to share this free energy with the world.
I wish that.... hrm... I knew what to wish for.
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Post by Kami on Jun 7, 2006 10:51:55 GMT -5
granted, u finally thought of sumthing but ur turn passed u by. And for some reasona anvil was dropped on u >_>
i wish next person replying to my post gets eaten by a rather large dinosaur
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Post by Jonus on Jun 7, 2006 13:28:47 GMT -5
Granted. I come to visit you for the summer and we go to a theme park with Jurassic park dinosaurs. The dinosaur starts to eat me but I get stuck in his windpipe causing him to stomp and thrash about. He inadvertently crushes you with a foot and trips, spitting me out and throwing me to safety.
I wish I had the powers of Dr Xavier from X-men.
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Post by Chu-Chu on Jun 7, 2006 14:15:59 GMT -5
granted, but you are in a really horrible movie and are obliterated by a bad phoenix rip off....
I wish that X-men 3 had acutally been good and more like the comic series...
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Post by Kami on Jun 7, 2006 14:19:48 GMT -5
granted, u find it to be the best movie ever and keep watching it untill u died. that or u went insane and thought u too had powers and jumped off a cliff trying to fly, screaming "IM ANGEL!!! I CAN FLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
splat
i wish chu coulda flown T_T
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Post by Chu-Chu on Jun 7, 2006 14:22:35 GMT -5
Granted. I could have, but accidentally get sucked into a jet engine after taking to the skies... damn FAA approval....
I wish Kami hadn't killed me...
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Post by Jonus on Jun 7, 2006 16:41:16 GMT -5
Granted. Amy does it instead in ways I can't begin to describe.
I wish that I could have the inate ability to tell whem somone is lying and be able to make them tell the truth.
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Post by Kami on Jun 7, 2006 18:49:40 GMT -5
granted, u get ur feelings hurt over and over when u ask "does this dress make me look fat?"
wait jonus why are u wearing a dress o_0?
i wish i knew why Jonus was wearing a dress.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Jun 8, 2006 7:50:03 GMT -5
granted. Jonus sits down and tells you a long story and it makes you the most curropted non-innocent person here. You spend the rest of your life regretting it and becoming so curropt you easily get whatever office you like in politics.
I wish that I had some energy right now... (I'm dead after going to the Sox game!)
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Post by Chu-Chu on Jun 8, 2006 8:33:00 GMT -5
Granted. All of the potential energy in your body suddenly converts to Kinetic energy. As this massive shift is instantaneous, and not controlled, and no potential energy is left in you keep you grounded, your body suddenly accelerates to it's terminal velocity. But sadly since this happened simultaneously throughout your whole body, you accelerate in different directions simultaneously. Thus, your body is shreaded tp tiny bits by it's own energy. *this could, theoretically, really happen to a living organism*
I wish it was this time next week already.
~Chu
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