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Post by Jonus on May 30, 2006 19:55:45 GMT -5
Granted! Your face is cheese grated and then edited with Microsoft Paint by Chu. (Chu has mad Paint skillz)
I wish I could see through time.
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Post by princessfuzzball on May 30, 2006 22:43:29 GMT -5
Granted! You look through time and the pressur of forcing through so many years causes your retinas to be destoryed leaving you blind...
I wish I could go to sleep now.
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Post by agentx on May 31, 2006 5:20:24 GMT -5
granted. you dont wake up.
i wish that i had more wishes.... again
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Post by Jonus on May 31, 2006 10:34:13 GMT -5
Once again you have more wishes, but without the power to speak or think rationally you end up wishing for a multitude of rabid tuna sandwhiches that eat you.
I wish Amy would let me keep this sweet signature!
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Post by Chu-Chu on May 31, 2006 10:50:34 GMT -5
Granted, you get to keep your signature, but Amy still kills you.
I wish B8 would come down off his cloud and realize he's not as high and mighty as he thinks he is, he's actually lower, much lower than any other AC member.
~Chu
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Post by princessfuzzball on May 31, 2006 21:09:16 GMT -5
Granted, B8 comes off his cloud, realizes that he's not as high and mighty as he thiks he is, and then smites you. You wake up and realize it was a nightmare.
I wish that Chu-Chu would admit his crush upon B8 so they would stop fighting like a married couple.
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Post by Chu-Chu on May 31, 2006 22:48:13 GMT -5
Granted, I admin my Crush on B8.... A 50 TON CRUSH! You feel the blood and body parts splatter up against you from the force of B8 being crushed... You are sad.
I wish it was Friday already so I can put B8 in his place.
~Chu
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Post by princessfuzzball on Jun 1, 2006 19:12:26 GMT -5
Granted, it becomes Friday and because you don't know how to prepare for the effects of time travel, you now are wearing your ass as a hat... this makes getting the ladies a much more difficult task, and you die of despair.
I wish that my apartment would clean it self....
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Post by The Black Dart on Jun 1, 2006 20:00:26 GMT -5
Oh it does, but with fire. So your apartment is burnt down.
I wish I had laser vision like superman...
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Post by Chu-Chu on Jun 1, 2006 20:21:47 GMT -5
Granted, except it turns out to be more like Cyclops, and considering you have no professor Xavier, you can't stop the beams and you one day trip, and slice the earth in two, killing us all. Thanks for that....
I wish Sirius wouldn't accidentally kill us all with his laser vision.
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Post by Jonus on Jun 2, 2006 10:24:49 GMT -5
Granted he doesn't accidently kill us, he does it deliberatly.
I wish that I had all the Laffy Taffy in the world!
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Post by The Black Dart on Jun 2, 2006 18:22:16 GMT -5
Granted he doesn't accidently kill us, he does it deliberatly. ;D i like how this man thinks!
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Post by princessfuzzball on Jun 2, 2006 19:01:38 GMT -5
Granted, you get all the laffy taffy in the world, but you become diabetic and lose all your limbs because you weigh three tons.....
I wish that I had some gluten free philo dough right now....
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Post by agentx on Jun 4, 2006 14:46:09 GMT -5
granted. the subatomic imaginary substance codnamed "philo dough" was kept under wraps by our government because of extreme instability, even when exposed to itself. The only way to counteract his was by adding gluten.
You get your gluten free project theta "philo dough"
i wish that i didnt eat that entire pack of rolaids softchews. (i cant help it, they are pretty freaking addictive)
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Post by Kami on Jun 5, 2006 13:14:42 GMT -5
granted. u instead devour ALL the packs in a 25 mile radius. which then u die from being... fatty...
i wish for a heaping bowl of staplesauce.
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