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Post by princessfuzzball on Jan 21, 2007 12:57:02 GMT -5
Nooo! Austin should know better than that!
In trying to undo all your harm, you cause so much pain and suffering the whole world explodes, and everybody knew that it was your fault.
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Post by agentx on Jan 28, 2007 23:01:26 GMT -5
She wishes for a badass axe guitar... with which to ascend to the valhalla of ROCK.
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Post by B8 on Jan 29, 2007 9:49:02 GMT -5
Granted but the guitar is made out of a titanium metal alloy and is sharp on the appropriate edges so that she uses the gluitar to slice you and dice you agentx.
I wish that the whole world would know what I know.
Man that one is just looking for trouble.
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Post by Chu-Chu on Jan 29, 2007 9:59:04 GMT -5
Granted! The average IQ of individuals is raised by 30 points! Sadly, the max is also lowered by 30 points since they had to dump information to learn what you know. This causes quite a problem in the world as key employees at millions of companies can no longer perform their jobs and world war 3 is soon started for superority. It takes a good 20 years for the world to recover from this mis-hap...
I wish people would stop calling into the office on saturdays, and leaving 5 messages and getting pissed off at me for not answering when the answering machine message clearly states that office hours are monday through friday only. Idiots....
~Chu
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Post by B8 on Jan 29, 2007 10:06:10 GMT -5
Granted the office machine now has you cell phone number on it. The number cannot be earased, the machine cannot be removed, and the phone line cannot be disconnected. Enjoy your life as it will now be one constant interuption. Oh and the cell phone is chained to your wrist with an explosive charge that goes off if you do not answer it in four rings. Did I mention that if the phone battery is removed the secondary battery in the charge detonates it?
With my new army of IQ enhanced people I wish to take over the world.
Remember that is one of the goals of AC - World Domination.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Jan 29, 2007 10:57:53 GMT -5
Granted you take over the world in the shortest game of Risk ever. You seem unfufilled with this completion, and seek psychological help.
I wish I had used my 500th post better.
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Post by Chim on Jan 29, 2007 15:37:58 GMT -5
Granted. You use it and explain how to achieve world peace and how to end hunger. Unfortunately, somebody "accidentally" deletes the forum and it disapates into thin air =(
I wish I could speak, understand, read, and write every single language in the world (including computer programming languages and sign languages)
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Post by B8 on Jan 29, 2007 16:30:05 GMT -5
Granted but your asplodes from all the information.
I wish for WW3.
Wonder where this will go?
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Post by princessfuzzball on Jan 29, 2007 18:46:27 GMT -5
Granted. WW3 goes on in your abdomen. You splode.
I wish people would not have road rage.
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Post by Chu-Chu on Jan 29, 2007 23:39:39 GMT -5
Granted, they go postal instead. A lot more innocent people die.... People who work in offices... People like me....
I wish I didn't have to do so much homework that has almost nothing to do with what I'm doing in class...
~Chu
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Post by Chim on Jan 30, 2007 1:09:57 GMT -5
Granted, but then you don't learn anything =P
I wish I knew where I would be in 5 years.
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Post by Chu-Chu on Jan 30, 2007 10:25:25 GMT -5
Granted, but sadly you don't get to read the dates on your tombstone.
I wish telemarketers would stop calling my cell phone. I mean, I'm already on the Do Not Call list.... (damn 3am phone calls trying to sell me crap)
~Chu
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Post by B8 on Jan 30, 2007 10:44:53 GMT -5
Granted but now the telemarketers have a direct link to your brain. They can make you do anything that they want you to do. You do what they want and you go around with this silly look of love on your face. No wait you already have that look so it must have happened before I got to this thread.
I wish you the best of luck with the telemarketers and having revenge on them by keeping them on line for hours and not buying what they are selling.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Jan 30, 2007 13:56:44 GMT -5
Granted. Chu finds a way to send all his telemarketing calls to you, and for whatever reason, you feel the need to keep them on with you for hours and not buy what they are selling. Your phone and mouse are permanatally welded to your body.
I wish that B8 had remembered to give me those rechargable batteries.... my mouse is almost dead.
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Post by B8 on Jan 30, 2007 14:36:51 GMT -5
Granted and those batteries are yours any time that you remember to get them but you never remember.
I wish I had a functional memory.
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