The Corrupted Wish

[Chu-Chu]

Granted, it is no longer inflamed, it's burned itself out, and HEY! No Fire Department bill! It put itself out!

I wish the lights would stop flickering above me.. it's annoying! stupid florecent bulbs...

~Chu

[B8]

Granted but the lights are replaced with carbon arc lamps that temporarily blind you. Now hold still while I install this knowlege stealing device. Done, now I can sell every thing that you know for about ten cents. Man this waS not worth the bother. Look at all of this useless computer trivia. Bah put it all back guys.

I wish that I had something worth while to know about Chu Chu, like some big dark secret.

[princessfuzzball]

Granted, but you find out that his big secret is that he's just as awesome as you expected and has no dirt. You decide to pick on someone less awesome before being smitten and it leads to a lot less fun, you now have no reason to pick on the Chu and it makes you clinically depressed.

I wish that this paper would APA format it's sef.

[agentx]

Granted. It is formatted so that all words, numbers, and symbols are now replaced with A or P on the page in the shape of APA... to its sef.

I wish that it was Winterfest already.

[princessfuzzball]

Granted. It is now winterfest, but you are trapped in your house, and find no way to get out. This concerns you because you fear that you may suffocate, but only time can tell.










Time does tell, you suffocate three days later, but go mad before then.

I wish that my clothes would pack themselves.

[B8]

Granted but the teleport machine is broken so now you must wait for transportation via car.

I wish that cut and past would work and give notice if it fails to work.

[princessfuzzball]

Granted. The cut works just as it says, "cutting off your head!" You are too late to react... and never are able to fill us in on the meaning of this thing we call past......

I wish that someone else would get what they are wishing for and too shy to ask for.

[agentx]

I wish that my dead dog wasn't dead. And then his horrible zombieness bites me. And I become a zombie-man with wuperpowers. NOT superpowers, wuperpowers. There's a difference.

[princessfuzzball]

I'm confused by that post, so I'm going to pretend that you gratned your own wish, which is a crazy, silly thing to do in this thread, but hey, it happens ^_^

I wish that yesterday would not have ended. I was having fun with the guys and Angela.

[Chu-Chu]

Granted. You die of lack of sleep. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!11!!!!

I wish my knee would stop hurting already...

~Chu

[B8]

Granted but as I am a butcher surgeon your bill is so large that you cannot afford it and go into debt to me for a lifetime.

I wish that the two bickering siblings would stop talking on the phone and internet and just talk to each other only when they are together.

[princessfuzzball]

Granted, but you realize that you hate your sister, she did nothing but make your life awful, and her husband is a piece of work *shudders at the thought of "uncle P"*

I wish I had the ability to push a button and then have a full stomach.

[B8]

Granted but it backfires when you are looking at the junk food and you become very sick from malnutrition.

I wish that I could go back in time and straigten out all of my mistakes.

Yeah I know this one will backfire on me.

[princessfuzzball]

Granted, and in straightening out all you mistakes, you have a very bland, boring unintresting life, making you about as fun as dry toast. You never wed, and never have any fun. (thanks for allowing me to write the whole family ou of existence)

I wish that Austin would stop walking all over my keyboard, and then laughing about it.

[B8]

Granted but in walking over your keyboard he gains flight muscle allowing him to take off with the keyboard in his feet. He drops the keyboard on the floor shattering it into a dozen unrepairable pieces.

OK do I cannot get to wish to undo the past mistakes. I wish that they had better consequences.

Now smite me with the consequences!