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Post by princessfuzzball on Nov 14, 2006 16:28:02 GMT -5
Granted. Instead, he makes you miss work completely. You get fired, and have to find a new job.
I wish I wish that I had not stepped on that fish.
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Post by B8 on Nov 14, 2006 19:54:24 GMT -5
Granted but now that fish grows legs and stomps on you causing you to slip and fall on Chu Chu permanently disabling him.
I wish my life were not so complicated.
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Post by Chu-Chu on Nov 15, 2006 9:17:43 GMT -5
Granted, your life is no longer complicated! But then, it never is for a vegtable eatting through a tube.
I wish that other peoples wishes didn't screw me over as well, I mean, STOP KILLING EVERYBODY ALREADY, I LIKE MY LIFE!!!!
~Chu
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Post by princessfuzzball on Nov 15, 2006 12:03:18 GMT -5
Granted. Instead they kill everybody that you don't know but are improtant to the ones around you.... thus making them all depressed and sad and making you depressed and sad in return. I can't be found to cheer you, so you sit alone sad for the rest of the week.
I wish that the speakers on the bigscreen would die just for today, I have such a headache.
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Post by B8 on Nov 19, 2006 18:44:26 GMT -5
The speakers die and never work again driving your room mate insane. This leaves you with no choice but to move back home.
I wish I knew who broke into the office today.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Nov 20, 2006 12:18:36 GMT -5
Granted, you find out it was your evil twin, and you wind up with the blame.
I wish the floors around here would clean themselves.
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Post by B8 on Nov 20, 2006 16:28:34 GMT -5
Granted but now the floors just get dirty four times faster and the cleaning goes so fast that the friction sets fire to everything.
I wish that all TV was meant for people of an IQ of 120 or more.
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Post by Night Owl on Nov 20, 2006 17:58:43 GMT -5
Granted, but now it's Menza Only Television and everyone uses the longest words in the dictionary and thesaurus, constantly keeping you out of the loop because you don't understand what's going on.
I wish I didn't have to sleep ever, and my body would always feel rested.
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Post by B8 on Nov 20, 2006 18:24:29 GMT -5
Granted you now have sleeping sickness that is drug resistant. You sleep forever and never waKe up again.
I wish my phone would answer itself and that it would work that way when I am playing CSS.
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Post by agentx on Nov 23, 2006 13:02:03 GMT -5
Granted. Your phone answers itself and says horrible things to anyone calling. You lose all of your friends and relatives won't call you because they all think you are a jerk.
I wish that it was Thanksgiving every day.
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Post by B8 on Nov 23, 2006 13:09:20 GMT -5
Granted but you eat so mamy potatoes that you die of potato poisoning. ( Yes you can and it does happen to a few very stupid people.)
BTW my relatives already hate me and do not call, so raspberry sounds to you. Friends just end up stealing from you, all of your time and then they go for the rest
I wish that people understood what I was saying without having to resort to dictionaries.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Nov 26, 2006 22:32:54 GMT -5
Granted, instead they have to refer to "dinasour language" dictionaries because nobody uses those old words anymore  I wish that Thanksgiving would not have wiped me out so terribly! |
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Post by B8 on Nov 27, 2006 8:14:23 GMT -5
Granted but then you feel so good that you do more at Christmas than your body can take and you need a year to recover.
I wish for the knowledge of "dinosaur language" be implanted in everyone.
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Post by Chu-Chu on Nov 27, 2006 10:31:07 GMT -5
Granted! Everyone has "dinosaur language" implanted in their brains, but sadly only .03% of the population doesn't recieve an error when trying to access it, and you never, ever, meet this .03%.
I wish the drive from here to Chicago only took 20 minutes.
~Chu
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Post by agentx on Nov 27, 2006 18:30:34 GMT -5
Granted. It is ten minutes longer than your original 10 minute drive.
I wish that I was even more awesome (if that's even POSSIBLE).
Wow I suck.
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