The Corrupted Wish

[princessfuzzball]

Granted, you become so awesome that people now think you suck quite terribly, noboby wants to talk to you or sell you anything. You become so distraught that you jump off of the tallest building only to have gravity hate you too and throw you out into space where you die in a vaccum. There you go.

I wish that iMovie would burn this ihobby junk.

[B8]

Granted it burns the junk but the DVD catches fire when played.

I wish Auntie Jill would get crossover so that she could use a windows program to burn her DVDS.

[Chu-Chu]

Granted, but it crashes her system and you have to buy her a new mac!

I wish I'd quit waking up extreamly early and lay awake for hours before it's time to get up for work...

~Chu

[B8]

Granted but now your boss makes youi come in two hours before you are waking now to work the midnight shift.

I wish Chu Chu all the best.



(Oh and I wonder how that will turn out?)

[princessfuzzball]

Granted. Chu's happines far exceeds what you could ever imagine, and in trying to comprehend it, your head 'splodes.

I wish that people would take my advice instead of acting silly.

[RaccoonsFury]

Granted. The students soon exceed the master... After time, you grow jealous and murder the lot of them. A lethal injection awaits you.

I wish Princess Fuzzball would think about the wishes she corrupted instead of coming up with different ways to make people's head explode.

[princessfuzzball]

Granted. I start focusing on how to make your head explode, making lists and mailing them to you. This starts to make you very paranoid, so you go around wearing a helmet. You get looked at funny, and are never able to fit into life socially, or get a good job, so it ruins you financially.
(P.S. it's PRINCESSFUZZBALL, all one word )

I wish that people would stop picking on the way I grant wishes.

[Chu-Chu]

Granted, but your head explodes anyway, for a completely un-related reason than with her wish granting.

I wish for ultimate cosmic power.

~Chu

[B8]

Granted but the cosmic ray burst hits you and turns you into RADIOACTIVE MAN. YOu are now so powerfull that even your sllightest gaze kills every life form that you glance at. The Earth is soon a dead planet and only you survive for while.


I wish everyone would be nice to Chu Chu.

[Chu-Chu]

Granted, From now on everyone is nice to Chu-Ch.... wait... Woah! Wait a minute... Some wishes just can't ever come true... some things are beyond even the power of wish givers to give.

I wish this server would accept raid 1 drivers already....

~Chu

[agentx]

Granted. The RAID! man who drives the RAID! truck comes and delivers to the server. And now he's accepted. And it kills bugs dead!

I wish that eBay wasn't the best thing ever created by a living person. EVER.

[B8]

Granted but in doing this you have sold yourself into slavery and die a very thin death of malnutrition in a few years.


I wish Chu Chu would understand everything that I say.


mUst stop picking on chu chu, must stop - arghhhhhhhh.

[princessfuzzball]

Granted. Chu-Chu MISunderstands everything you say! (We all know in your senility that it's what you really wished for.) In this misunderstanding, you feel so awful that you get into your golfcart and drive out and give him a hug. On your return trip, you realize you left the wife alone for more than a few hours to do something other than work, only to find the whole neighborhood destroyed by a riot... just like every time you go out of town and leave her behind. Except they took away the yard and house, so you have to find it, and them, and jump through many flaming hoops to get it all back because it sucks sleeping in your car.

I wish that B8 would pick on Dubious instead of Chu.

[B8]

Granted but now that I pick on dubious Chu Chu must leave me alone and not pick on me any more.

I wish that Dubious Monkey would post more, or grow warts if he does not do so.

[Chu-Chu]

Granted, but alas, Dubious can't post anymore due to work constraints. Soon warts begin to grow, and soon, they start to spread. To those close to him and with contact with him, then on and on and on until Dubious finally rules the world with his mind control warts! Then he discovers that he has only been used and really can't control them. The entire planet is enslaved to the wart king and we all live out miserable existances until our race finally dies out in a few million years.... Oh, and your head explodes. Twice.

I wish I had photographic memory. (let me guess, I'm out of film?)

~Chu