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Post by Chu-Chu on Nov 10, 2006 11:05:00 GMT -5
Granted, you are no longer able to be woken up on saturdays or sundays. You miss every weekend for the rest of your life. STBY!
I wish IRC didn't g-line me for stupid reasons....
~Chu
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Post by RaccoonsFury on Nov 10, 2006 23:31:34 GMT -5
GIJane: Granted. It's stolen, however. The SWAT team is knocking at your door.
Chu: Granted. It G-lines you for reasons that make so little sense you are driven to insanity.
I wish I had a time machine.
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Post by Caboose on Nov 10, 2006 23:42:48 GMT -5
Granted. You decide to go five minutes into the past. When you see yourself thinking about the time machine, the space time continuum rips open and a sand worm from Dune eats you. The spice is life!
I wish I knew what STBY meant.
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Post by RaccoonsFury on Nov 11, 2006 4:28:23 GMT -5
Granted. However, its meaning is so sinister, so very evil, it warps your soul and destroys your MIND.
I wish I could find a decent Famas skin.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Nov 11, 2006 11:06:51 GMT -5
Granted. And right after you find it, your head splodes. I wish that people would stop skipping my wishes.  |
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Post by Chu-Chu on Nov 11, 2006 11:26:35 GMT -5
Granted, your wishes are no longer skipped, their deleted.
I wish that work didn't distract me from posting to make my posts take 30 min to type, thus causing me to bypass someone's wish!
~Chu
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Post by B8 on Nov 11, 2006 15:40:54 GMT -5
Granted but you are caught and they lock you out of our forums forever.
I wish my feet would stop hurting.
"Looks into crystal ball and forsees a disaster coming."
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Post by RaccoonsFury on Nov 11, 2006 17:02:43 GMT -5
Granted. They fall off. But hey! They don't hurt anymore! But the resulting infection sure will...
I wish everyone knew the difference between "their" and "they're."
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Post by B8 on Nov 11, 2006 17:17:55 GMT -5
Granted everyone now knows the difference but now they all forget how to talk or write anything at all and the whole world stops functioning.
Thanks a lot!
I wish that all of you would learn to use spell check.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Nov 12, 2006 10:32:09 GMT -5
Granted, but because of some random accident, all of us have had our temporal lobes bruised, and we can't even speak. We speel check and post blank posts, just because we can't get our message across.
I wish thatit would be warmer here... I'm not built for the cold.
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Post by RaccoonsFury on Nov 12, 2006 15:36:59 GMT -5
Granted. It warms up. REALLY warms up. It warms up to the point that when you walk outside, you burst into flames, along with the rest of the planet.
I wish I had a sandwich.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Nov 13, 2006 11:41:21 GMT -5
Granted. The sandiwch however, has special puffer fish on there, fugu, that was prepared improperly, and you die from ingesting the poison. It was the best sandwich you ever had however.
I wish that I had more chocolate milk right now.
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Post by RaccoonsFury on Nov 14, 2006 2:17:22 GMT -5
Granted, but it's spoiled.
I wish idiots would stop coming to the server for the sole purpose of disrupting it and disobeying rules.
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Post by B8 on Nov 14, 2006 9:25:31 GMT -5
Granted, but now there are so many people coming to our server that you can never get on it and you go insane forever.
I wish my wife would just let me get things done.
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Post by Chu-Chu on Nov 14, 2006 10:01:58 GMT -5
Granted, she leaves you alone so you can get things done. But she gets mad at you for not asking for help, and so when you run out of things to do, she refuses to give you anything more to do. Without her guidance, you forget to eat, wither away and die.
I wish Jonus hadn't made me late to work this morning.... The bastid.
~Chu
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