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Post by B8 on Nov 4, 2006 7:57:38 GMT -5
Granted he says no to you and your stupidity of taking this thread off topic, so your head explodes from the furry of being told no.
I wish that late nite legend would learn how to stay on topic.
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Post by agentx on Nov 4, 2006 10:08:08 GMT -5
Granted. He becomes so incredibly focused lasers shoot from his eyes. He then gets distracted by this and kills everyone.
I wish I had laser vision.
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Post by Chu-Chu on Nov 4, 2006 10:10:45 GMT -5
Granted, but you don't know how to use it, so you randomly incinerate people on the street. You get picked up for mass murder and go to prision. While contemplating your folly, your lasers go off once more, reflect off the mirror in front of you and you fry yourself. Way to go! And to think, they were going to let you off on a technicality!!!
I wish this weekend would never end.
~Chu
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Post by Jonus on Nov 4, 2006 19:46:33 GMT -5
GRANTED! The weekend never ends and you relive it over and over like the movie GroundHog Day. Only instead of being able to learn amazing life skills and change people's lives you cause a major tear in the space time continium and all of existence ceases to be. Thanks, now what do I tell the fiance?
I wish I could teleport without any ill effects and be able to do so instantly and be able to teleport anything or anyone touching me. Oh and the ability to attract cake.
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Post by The Black Dart on Nov 5, 2006 2:37:05 GMT -5
Granted! But the cake was poisoned.
I wish I could command squirrels to do my bidding.
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Post by B8 on Nov 5, 2006 8:12:52 GMT -5
Granted but the squirrels are over zealous and do everything to you that you wish upon others.
I wish I had a month more before election day.
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Post by agentx on Nov 5, 2006 9:52:48 GMT -5
Granted. The corrupt guy wins.
I wish that I could make people's heads explode by thinking about it. This cannot affect me either, because I am not an idiot and wouldn't think about my own head exploding... like SOME people would.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Nov 5, 2006 17:49:54 GMT -5
Granted. I think about it and your head splodes and leave a huge smoking crater....
I wish that it would be Thanksgiving allready.
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Post by RaccoonsFury on Nov 8, 2006 22:49:16 GMT -5
Granted. But your house gets burned down by PETA fanatics, and you never get a piece of delicious turkey.
I wish a had a new Uberti Colt SAA Buntline. (the really loooooong revolver)
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Post by princessfuzzball on Nov 9, 2006 10:42:14 GMT -5
Granted, but it's so new and shiny that you stare at it, transfixed for days and weeks, and die from not moving or eating.
I wish that the inscurnace company would just go to hell.
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Post by agentx on Nov 9, 2006 17:13:01 GMT -5
Granted. They take you with them. I wish that Jill would answer the wish properly!!  |
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Post by RaccoonsFury on Nov 9, 2006 19:18:21 GMT -5
Granted. But her response sends you into such a depression that you jump off a building and land in a truck of BROKEN GLASS. >_>
I wish I didn't get these horrible recurring headaches.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Nov 9, 2006 22:24:44 GMT -5
Granted. You get terrible recurring cookies instead. The return address says something about spambots, but you take them thinking that they will be better than the headaches. You eat the cookies and get a permenant headache.
I wish that my orchid would bloom allready.
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Post by agentx on Nov 10, 2006 8:10:54 GMT -5
Granted. It reveals the ugliest flower you have ever seen and dies three days afterwards.
I wish that I didn't wake up so early on the weekends, as opposed to my not being able to wake up during the week.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Nov 10, 2006 10:43:36 GMT -5
Granted, you are never able to sleep on the weekends. This makes going wherever you need to durring the week much more difficult, and so depressing that you think about jumping off the tallest building you can. While you do this, someone nades you from behind and takes you out.
I wish for monetary riches.
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