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Post by Chu-Chu on Aug 28, 2006 8:54:14 GMT -5
Hey, I just know the fork man, not like we are bosem buddies!
Nose, I'll still grant your wish. They pass a law saying one can only play 40 hours of gaming in their entire life... You, having passed this mark, must be put to death to stand as an example of those thinking to break this new law. They then subsequently go around slaughtering all individuals that have already exceeded this 40 hour limit... the world is reduced to G. W. Bush, 93 nuklear missiles, 1 puppy, and Osama Bin Laden. Sadly, the puppy, being the dominate male, trips over your dead body, breaks it's leg and has to be put down.... now the world is G. W. Bush, and Osama Bin Laden... Yes, that's right, they're out of nukes now....
Puppy killer!!!!
I wish nose had specified a time frame, because, 40 hours of gaming in one's life is no where near excessive... I think baby kamisaruses get that before I kill them... I mean.. Uh.... *ahem* 40 hours a week really isn't excessive either. 5-6 hours a day.. I mean, play all day saturday, that's like... 10, then 30 spread over the next 6 days... I do that... sometimes often... Lots of CSS and FFXI...
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Post by Canadian Nose on Aug 28, 2006 16:53:47 GMT -5
I...
wow.
I wish Chu would pursue a Creative Writing class instead of spending his life repairing Internet lines, playing freecell, and doing Job-Stuff!
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Post by TEX on Aug 28, 2006 21:46:22 GMT -5
Granted, Chu takes the class, and writes a paper that convinces the people of russia to launch their nukes into space. Said nukes hit and detonate, destroying millions of aliens(the ones from Aliens). Now, because they can no longer hunt aliens, the predators come and wipe us out.
I wish that I had realised people were doing the corrupted wish thread again.
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Post by Chu-Chu on Aug 29, 2006 8:50:04 GMT -5
Granted, but by the time you figure it out, the predators, having no aliens left to kill, have already set you as their mark. You barely have time to type 'Oh sh' before your'e killed.
I wish they didn't take awesome movie premises and then F the story line up and screw everything over and piss off all the hardcore fans... stupid X-Men....
~Chu
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Post by lincolnsixecho on Sept 2, 2006 12:06:16 GMT -5
Granted but now all movies suck and are basically the same because all writers and directors are scared of offending the great Chu-Chu. So eventually the world discovers the lost art of Keltic Dancing, and your head explodes from all the clicking.
I wish that someone would come on the AC server with me...so I could get owned...again...haha
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Post by Chu-Chu on Sept 3, 2006 2:27:38 GMT -5
Granted, someone comes and pwns you, so... erm.. you get pwnd!
I wish I knew who posted the wish before me?!!
~Chu
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Post by agentx on Sept 3, 2006 11:18:35 GMT -5
Granted. You now realize that it was lincolnsixecho.
I wish that we found a renewable source of energy. Like nuclear fission.... hooray for something that is more than 100% efficient. even though i dont understand why.
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Post by Canadian Nose on Sept 3, 2006 11:45:06 GMT -5
Granted, except we stop investing in RENEWABLE resources, and when Nuclear Material runs out 500 years later, we all die.
Or it can just be the world blows up because we create a nuclear reactor larger that Russia. In fact, we create it ON russia.
I wish Lincolnsixecho would put spaces in his name.
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Post by TEX on Sept 3, 2006 16:44:40 GMT -5
Granted, lin co lnsi xe cho...
that makes even less sence
I wish that GW was a little faster than this...
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Post by lincolnsixecho on Sept 3, 2006 20:16:41 GMT -5
Granted, GW gets faster, but it gets so fast that time starts to reverse until the universe collapses, then it happens all over again. Thanks for the sucky loop  I wish I a) knew what I was talking about and b)saw even half the people on the forums in the server...I just know Alex and Racoon. |
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Post by Canadian Nose on Sept 4, 2006 15:25:21 GMT -5
Granted, except the server becomes full and you can never get in to play
I wish I knew where all the major rivers, capitals, cities, and states/provinces in the US and Canada were located for this test.
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Post by agentx on Sept 4, 2006 16:26:21 GMT -5
Granted. You go to sleep really early to get a good night's sleep, but you forget to set your alarm and miss the test alltogether.
I wish... sleep
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Post by Canadian Nose on Sept 4, 2006 16:30:27 GMT -5
Granted... FOREVER
I wish firefly was back on TV.
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Post by TEX on Sept 4, 2006 22:26:07 GMT -5
Granted, a firefly buzzes across you tv screen forever
I wish that i didn't have to work 32.5 hours this week
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Post by lincolnsixecho on Sept 4, 2006 23:06:34 GMT -5
Granted, your boss realizes the ridiculousness of making you work 32.5 hours a week and bumps you to an even 33.
I wish I didnt miss the first 3-4 episodes of Prison Break season 2, because after renting and loving season 1 i will be lost coming in 5 eps in on season 2.
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