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Post by Canadian Nose on Jul 24, 2006 23:59:39 GMT -5
Granted. But you arrive home to a houseful of angry Tax Collectors because your Social Secuirty Number was 1 off a mobster.
I wish I could beat solitaire.
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Post by TEX on Jul 25, 2006 15:07:03 GMT -5
Granted, in exchange for being Bill Gate's sex slave, he tells you how to beat solitaire
I wish my girl friend's parents were gone for a little bit longer
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Post by Chu-Chu on Jul 26, 2006 8:27:38 GMT -5
Granted, but she goes with them.
I wish the power hadn't gone out making me do a ton of work this morning in resetting settings and checking my servers for problems....
~Chu
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Post by Jonus on Jul 27, 2006 22:41:22 GMT -5
Granted the power doesn't go out, it just keeps growing until every electronic device in the world overloads and kills everyone not wearing rubber pants.
I wish the world wasn't about to be ruled by Gimps.
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Post by Chu-Chu on Jul 27, 2006 22:42:49 GMT -5
Wait... What to you mean 'about to be ruled', Isn't Bush in office now? I demand you re-wish! It's already come true, and it's already corrupted. You have to come up with NEW wishes Jonus.. NEW ones...
~Chu
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Post by jackle on Jul 27, 2006 22:44:19 GMT -5
bush's ruler is in metric
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Post by TEX on Jul 27, 2006 23:15:03 GMT -5
yeah, right, bush can't even read, let alone understand numbers past 6
oh, and if that was a diss on metric, then i pity your soul after i rip it from your body
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Post by agentx on Aug 23, 2006 0:17:12 GMT -5
umm... I wish the forum stayed on topic because this is a good thread...
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Post by Chu-Chu on Aug 23, 2006 8:38:45 GMT -5
Waiting on Jonus to post a wish...  ~Chu |
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Post by Canadian Nose on Aug 23, 2006 17:26:43 GMT -5
I Wish Jonus would post a Wish.
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Post by Chu-Chu on Aug 24, 2006 8:42:46 GMT -5
Granted, Jonus posts a wish, and the corruption of that wish makes your head explode (I mean you, anyone/everyone that reads this post) and thus, AC is no more.
I wish my classes wern't worthless pieces of... *ahem* I wish my classes wern't skate classes.
~Chu
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Post by agentx on Aug 24, 2006 14:53:04 GMT -5
Granted. Your classes are no longer fish classes. They are carnivorous (sp?) reptile classes. All doors remain locked through all of class.
I wish I had the spare cash to play some manner of MMO
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Post by Canadian Nose on Aug 24, 2006 16:28:41 GMT -5
Granted, but then you become addicted, play 40 hours a week, and your life stops functioning.
I wish Altoids Sours werent so damn sour.
Nose, I must modify your post as 40 hours a week is nothing. Forsaken once had 142 hours in 1 week. So, I'm striking out your '40 hours in a week' to replace it with '150 hours a week'
That is all....
~Chu
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Post by agentx on Aug 25, 2006 20:08:33 GMT -5
Granted. They are no longer sour, they are spicy. Your throat immediately swells shut due to the pure level of capsaizin (sp?). The sours are not sour. Try the sour cherry altoids gum. Then we'll talk  I wish that someone else posted a wish because i will not do two. |
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Post by Canadian Nose on Aug 26, 2006 0:02:50 GMT -5
Granted, but the post is by me, therefore making it harmful to your health
I wish that 40 Hours of Computer Games would be considered Unhealthy by people, because it is damnit!
And Chu, thats like 20 hours a day, which means.... Well if he really did play that much, as a friend you should have made him get off, go to sleep, and then seek professional help. He could easily have a heart attack, or his brain might shut down and not ever function properly again. Shame on the train main, shame!
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