The Corrupted Wish

[Canadian Nose]

Granted, but you watch episodes 3-4 and it sucks so much you miss the rest of the series, which got tons better.

I wish I knew why TEX gets Orange Stars and im stuck with these tacky green ones. (The wish is for Orange Stars)

[lincolnsixecho]

Granted, someone comes along and paints them orange for you, but the person who did it didnt prime it first, so after a year they start to flake and you cant get a hold of them for warranty work because it was a crappy student crew. Your stars are left green, orange and for some reason purple.

I wish I could sleep, cause the new fall tv schedule SUCKS

[Canadian Nose]

Granted... FOREVER (again.

Ok, its lame to re-use granted wishes, so...

Granted, but you sleep and miss the one show you wanted to see.

I wish that commercials werent so incredibly boring.

[agentx]

Wish granted. No more commercials- only even boring-er (misspelled on purpose) INFOMERCIALS. THANKS NOSE....

I wish that I wasn't hungry all the time for some reason. (Tapeworm perhaps?)

[Canadian Nose]

Granted, but your never hungry and you die because your so full you cant force yourself to eat

I wish I knew what type of organix Macromolecule Corn Starch was

[TEX]

Granted, then you forget why you wanted to know.... (pointless?)

I wish that Game Stop paid more than 5.15

[princessfuzzball]

granted, they pay 5.16, but when you crash into a display, they garnish your wages for the next ten years!

I wish my shoulder would stop hurting... it's been almost five months!

[Chu-Chu]

Granted! Your shoulder stops hurting one morning and doctors can't explain why. After hundreds of tests the best they can go with is 'miracle'. But they still make you pay for all the tests you didn't want in the first place. Being unable to pay the $483,402.87 for the tests, they sell your debt to the local mafia. Being unable to pay them one large lump sum by Friday, they break both your legs.

I wish I had a job I actually like...

~Chu

[Canadian Nose]

Granted, but the job you love is a Sanitation Engineer and you get paid so little that you get kicked out of your home, lose all your things, and you end up as a bum sitting on the corner of the street yelling "Taxi"!

I wish my Volume Control wasnt so sensetive.

[Chu-Chu]

Granted, you have one setting... It blows both your ear drums out so you can no longer hear. After countless doctor visits, and spending thousands of your parents companies money, you go through with an emperimental procedure to give yourself new ear drums so you can hear again. To your dismay, the operation is successful! You can hear again! You run around town happy as a June Bug in July! (I meant it that way) After a few months you start to have stomach pains. You are told it's just the after affects of the experimental medication you were on that you are told to stop taking. You quit taking your meds, but you slowly get worse. The Doctors tell you that there were possible really negative sideffects, but you agreed to go through it anyway. You continually describe your pains and they are documented closely, but nothing much can be done. You are finally taken to the ER to have an MRI done to see if they can see if something physical is causing the pain. While being examined and preped for your MRI, an ALIEN bursts out of you chest cavity killing everyone in the room with you. Apparantly the medication reacted with your DNA on a cellular level and spawned this creature, which miraculously resembles the Aliens in the movie, well, Aliens. These Aliens eventually take over all of North and South America. The russians try bombing the Aliens with Nuclear missiles, but the radioactivity causes a mutation in the the genes of the Aliens, and Godzilla becomes real! Soon Japan is attacked, then the rest of Asia, Europe and Africa. The world as we know it is gone. The last settlization on the planet, Australia is all that is left. Years go by before Godzilla finally finds and destroys them too.

I wish you had the time of your life.

~Chu

[princessfuzzball]

I had the time of my life and then parished, dead as a doornail, right infront of you and three cops... they have some porbing questions for you....

I wish that Chu would stop ruining all my wishes.

[Canadian Nose]

Granted, except he ruins your life instead!

I wish for choclate. Lots and Lots of Chocolate.

[princessfuzzball]

Granted. You share with me and I thank you. Then you eat a piece left over from the episode of the Simpsons where Homer became a food critic, and the French man tries to kill him. The choclate is so dark as you recall, that light cannot escape it's surface, but now, it's in your stomach, and you start to feel really really ill. You wind up dying later and no one knows why until it is discovered that your corpse is turning inside out. Gross. Then it implodes. The implosion causes a tear in the time space continium so large that all of the Earth is removed from existance, and the next thing anybody knows is that there is a growing black hole in the milky way, but according to the people of triciera seventy ought nine, there's nothing worth noting in the milky way. That's gotta hurt.

I wish for a bar of white choclate.

[Amy]

granted except the bar of white chocolate has soy, eggs, wheat, and peanuts in it. You eat it and turn into a giant puffy balloon that gets sold at the fair and drug around by a kid for a week until they realize its a person, and promptly throw you out of a moving van at 70 mph.

I wish the board of directors didn't fight like little childern.

[princessfuzzball]

Granted, they fight like ninjas instead and kill you in a battle over whether or not it would be o.k. to serve chicken (OMG THEY ARE BIRDS AND WE ARE BIRD LOVERS!!!!) at the nationals 2006 banquet.

I wish that I could show Austin and Nibbler at a bunch of shows this year....