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Post by agentx on May 13, 2006 11:20:55 GMT -5
granted. you choke to death on your delicious sandwich.
I wish Jesus would give me $5000. In confederate bills and oxen.
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Post by RaccoonsFury on May 13, 2006 12:30:16 GMT -5
Granted, however, your oxen stampede and break your spine. The medical bills to keep you alive are staggering, and the money you have left isn't legal tender...
I wish I could draw.
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Post by The Black Dart on May 13, 2006 12:47:14 GMT -5
Granted, your pictures come alive and eat u very slowly and painfully.
I wish i could randomly combust people into flames.
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Post by Jonus on May 13, 2006 14:37:10 GMT -5
Granted.......You look into a mirror and realize that while practice makes perfect, it also makes combustible death for you!
I wish I could time travel. (I'm kinda afraid to see where this goes).
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Post by Kami on May 13, 2006 14:54:11 GMT -5
you travel back to the night where u were concieved.over and over. stuck in a loop
i wish for nothing to hurt me pyhscically
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Post by The Black Dart on May 13, 2006 14:57:12 GMT -5
granted, i locked u into a room and force u to have several conversations with many annoying people.. such as zara and george hock, and the fat ass derrick, and paul mahalawhateva, etc. since u can't be physically harmed by anything you are stuck there for all eternity. have fun.
i wish i could fix up my honda 750 four.
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Post by RaccoonsFury on May 13, 2006 15:27:19 GMT -5
Granted. You learn how to fix it, however, you can't find the parts you need. By the time you do, the motorcycle(?) has rusted and fallen apart.
I wish I had a pistol with unlimited ammunition.
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Post by agentx on May 14, 2006 0:35:51 GMT -5
granted. while messing with your gun in the street it falls into the storm drain. while reaching for it you get hit by a truck.
I wish that my wishes were not corrupted in any way!
*really want to see response to this one*
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Post by The Black Dart on May 14, 2006 1:15:34 GMT -5
Granted, but you wished for things that suck... such as a extra special trip to an asian massage parlor... run by all fat men... mmmm fun times eh?
I wish i had a bag where i could pull out nething i wanted instantly and it never ran out of things.
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Post by RaccoonsFury on May 14, 2006 2:14:20 GMT -5
Granted. However, on a dare, you pull out a rusty bear trap. Infection sets in and, well... things get ugly.
I wish I had leet knife skills.
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Post by agentx on May 14, 2006 14:57:17 GMT -5
granted. only the magic genie thought you said 'leek' and now you can only use your knife on small onions.
I wish i could figure out how to get an avatar.
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Post by RaccoonsFury on May 14, 2006 16:15:21 GMT -5
Granted. But after using an avatar so offensive, you find yourself banned from everything.
I wish I could grant my own wishes.
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Post by The Black Dart on May 14, 2006 16:18:59 GMT -5
Granted, but since they are all corrupted eventually you end up dead.
I wish my god damn bittorrent would download sometime today >_>.
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Post by RaccoonsFury on May 14, 2006 16:55:37 GMT -5
Granted. You've now downloaded bittorrent. Maybe you should get some torrents, eh?
I wish... I could think of a wish.
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Post by Jonus on May 14, 2006 16:59:52 GMT -5
Granted, You think of a wish that is uncorrutable and just as you are about to wish it someone kills you in counterstrike causing you to scream obscenities and forget the wish.
I wish I had the power to absorb energy of any kind.
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