The Corrupted Wish

[agentx]

You absorb nuclear energy. In your irradiated state you blister and die.

I wish that my dog could talk

[RaccoonsFury]

(*Smirk*) Granted. Bad idea. The things that dog says hurt your feelings to the point of contemplating suicide. However, before pulling the trigger, he walks in and convinces you not to, then laughs and calls you a puss. You promptly fill him full of lead, then feel bad about it and shoot yourself.

I wish the Spetznaz and Midwest Mafia models were in CSS already.

[agentx]

Granted. They appear in CS, but you get a fatal error and the models are both boxes and a shiny brown color. with purple polka dots.

I wish that i could take as many bullets in CS as 50 cent

[ŞíŘ]

Granted, but I shoot you 10 times.

I wish the Raging Bull was in CSS... (play The Specialists if you don't know what that is)

[Kami]

Granted, but then the glock-18 comes into to play as well and everyone PUPPIES!s it up just like they do in TS.

btw ill play TS with u sometime Fun game.


i wish for the next person to answer my wish in a corrupt way.

[RaccoonsFury]

Granted. But the answer is so lame, your head explodes.

I wish I didn't suck so much in CS.

[The Black Dart]

Granted however you became so good, no one ever wanted to play with you so you got bored and stopped playing.

I wish I some dates (the food).

[RaccoonsFury]

theblackdart said:

Granted however you became so good, no one ever wanted to play with you so you got bored and stopped playing.

I wish I some dates (the food).

The broken grammar of your wish confuses the wish-granting thing and makes your head explode.

I wish I had a Beretta Neos.

[Chu-Chu]

Granted. You get a Beretta Neos. Then you come to find out they have been outlawed world wide due to a faulty firing pin. Sadly, this knowleadge comes to you too late and you have already discovered this malfunction on your own. Not only have you horribly maimed yourself and can no longer see clearly, only fuzzy shapes, with no color, you're horribly scared, and can't eat solid foods anymore. You also have a hightened sensitivity throughout your body, making everything hurt 100x's more. On the upside, the company settles the lawsuit in order to give you everything you wish for. Then, when the representative is there asking what you wish for, you jokingly say 'that this had never happened in the first place' and thus, they grant your wish by having a judge revoke your settlement. You no longer have enough money to pay for medical bills, food or housing, and you're so hideous that your family disowns you and you die from the worlds worst case of ant attacks ever. STBY.

I wish to die in the most horriffic way immedately, as eternal happiness and imortality with un-imaginal super powers, and also want to be ugly as I don't ever want any one beautiful, smart, sexy woman to love me, for that would be the most horriffic way to live out the rest of my life.

~Chu

[agentx]

granted. your life becomes a pile of crap, and you drink yourself do death.

I wish I had pants with more crotch room and didnt chafe.

[RaccoonsFury]

Granted. You get a flaming pink and yellow polka-dot set of parachute pants, courtesy of M.C. Hammer.

( Chu-Chu, jeebus, man. ;.; All that from a .22lr pistol? )

I wish my cat, Jill, could talk.

[agentx]

Granted. Your cat says she only liked you for your money and leaves.

im gonna let someone else go cause i went before coon

[Jonus]

I wish the universe would go bang again!

[Chu-Chu]

Granted. The Universe goes bang again. Sadly, its only dirrected at you and you die from a universal gunshot wound. Ouch!

I wish Legend Killer never camped again.

~Chu

[agentx]

granted. now he only snipes while rushing, however he still pwns you with headshots, raising his score to new heights and destroying your hard earned K:D.

i wish i had superpowers that caused me to have x-ray vision.