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Post by Canadian Nose on Sept 28, 2006 17:43:47 GMT -5
Granted, you knew about it... for 140 years, making you the oldest person in the world. It also means you have gotten organ transplants for all parts of your body, and you reacted badly to some, so you cant do anything. You are a vegatable. Great going. All for some Macaroni
I wish that the Grocery store wasnt out of Lemon Hubigs pies. Apple=bleh.
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Post by Chu-Chu on Sept 28, 2006 18:08:58 GMT -5
Granted, but they are rotten and you die from eatting bad food.
I wish the Hokey Pokey really was what it was all about
~Chu
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Post by Caboose on Sept 28, 2006 19:51:51 GMT -5
It is. Your head asplode.
I wish I didn't have to do 8 days worth of makeup homework...
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Post by princessfuzzball on Sept 29, 2006 8:10:02 GMT -5
Granted. Your insides start coming out... (use your imagination) and you wind up in the hospital. Now, you have 20 days of missed homework to catch up on.
I wish that I wouldn't have to do my laundry.
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Post by Chu-Chu on Sept 29, 2006 8:34:15 GMT -5
Granted, but your clothes start to smell, and not having time, or money to buy all new clothes, they start to stink and look really dirty. Soon, nobody will talk to you. Even your birds fly away at the first opportunity.
I wish work was done with for the day!
~Chu
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Post by princessfuzzball on Sept 29, 2006 14:22:34 GMT -5
Granted, but at the last minute, you try to catch up on a lot of "little things", and wind up being there for more than you normally are...
I wish for my laundry to levitate back up the two flights of stairs and put it's self away.
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Post by agentx on Oct 3, 2006 17:53:05 GMT -5
Granted. Your laundry is now haunted by poltergiests. Hey, at least they float!
I wish that someone would mail me delicious, untainted cookies which I do not eat until I explode. Also the cookies don't turn out to be a letter bomb.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Oct 4, 2006 6:46:08 GMT -5
Granted, you take one bite of hte many cookies you recieved only to explode. (hey you said it!)
I wish that my power would not have gone out last night.
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Post by Chu-Chu on Oct 4, 2006 17:17:24 GMT -5
Granted, it goes out tonight and never turns back on, but you can't get out of you lease because power isn't guarnteed.
I wish I could cover long distances a lot faster than I currently can! Safely!
~Chu
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Post by princessfuzzball on Oct 5, 2006 10:36:27 GMT -5
Granted. You cover distances of record breaking porportion on your bike. This is faster than you could have gone any other way safely, but because you didn't carb load first, you pass out, and lie on the side of the road until those friendly looking vultures swoop down and take out your eyes first... then pick over the bones and skin to see what other meat they can find.
I wish I didn't have to go to the doctor today.
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Post by B8 on Oct 7, 2006 13:23:42 GMT -5
Granted but you will go to the doctor in another town and not get any relief.
I wish I knew what was going on.
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Post by Amy on Oct 8, 2006 12:39:07 GMT -5
granted, but from knowing everything that was going on in the world your head exploded.
Now I wish I knew what to do regarding jobs and interviews.
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Post by Jonus on Oct 9, 2006 18:29:46 GMT -5
..............Granted! You get interviews from almost every company imaginable. Even the IRS, only they won't take no for an answer. In fact the moment they think you don't want to work for them they audit you and everyone you love for the past millenia and worst of all the numbers don't match up so you are forced into slave labor at the IRS. Your new slave job is to wear the metal bikini from Star Wars and tell people about form 1040 EZ! MUWAHAHAHAHA
I wish I wasn't so bored in my database class right now.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Oct 9, 2006 21:19:14 GMT -5
Granted. You are no longer bored because you got hit by a meteroite the other day and lost all knowledge of databases... so the class is completely new to you.
I wish that I had a magic carpet like the one featured in Aladdin....
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Post by Jonus on Oct 9, 2006 23:32:12 GMT -5
Granted but now you're a smelly little thieving monkey named Abu. You throw your own feces at people and lose all your friends.
I wish I could fall asleep tonite........*sigh*
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