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Post by Kami on Jun 3, 2006 22:46:33 GMT -5
Kami ish bored, so Kami decided why not make the most random D&D thread he could.
rawr.
rules are as follows:
1) you dont talk about this thread
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~Backstory~
one day a panda was walikthing thru the panda-castle of pandaten.
when he realized HE WORE NO PANTS!!!!!1 this is a epcial adventure of... umm
*plot hole*
then the king of pandaten commands you to make ur party.
Select ur class and whatever the hell u r.
select ONE power.
Have fun.
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name: Edumah
race: Human
Power: Shift-shaper
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ill wait till enough people join to actually start this.
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Post by The Black Dart on Jun 3, 2006 22:53:08 GMT -5
Name: Mr. Rawrington
Race: A Flying Horse Pimp
Power: Acidy Spit
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Post by Chu-Chu on Jun 4, 2006 3:01:48 GMT -5
Name: Dashil
Race: Hr'a'cknir
Power: Psyonacist
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Post by Jonus on Jun 4, 2006 23:24:54 GMT -5
Name: Bones
Race: Ancient
Power: Death
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Post by Moe on Jun 5, 2006 0:02:34 GMT -5
Name: ElOhYou
RacE: Human
Power: Paladin
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Post by Mr. Sassy Pants on Jun 5, 2006 0:22:12 GMT -5
Name: Nii
Race: Half-Elf
Power: Jedi Knight (lightsaber included) ^_^
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Post by Caboose on Jun 5, 2006 2:10:03 GMT -5
Name: Ka'Boos
Race: Volvo
Power: Flying
*Chu*
As in, the car? Are you telling us you want to be a flying car named Ka'Boos?
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Post by Kami on Jun 5, 2006 13:07:49 GMT -5
alright thats pretty good *better results i expected*
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ok soo *ahem*
after the party sets foot outside pandaten in search of the golden bamboo... stick... of life. ( >_>)
anyways, a giant mailbox appears! and it spits Dashil's late cell phone bills!
which would make it dashil's turn to attack *does this mean its a Rpg?*
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Post by Chu-Chu on Jun 5, 2006 13:17:30 GMT -5
Huh... That's odd... My cell phone is setup on a direct deposit system... FORGERIES!!! You will pay for this Giant Mailbox of....erm... fallicy!!!!
*Pulls out his Rapier of Giant Slaying + 8*
Sword Slash!
*Uses his psychic powers to not only slash the Giant Mailbox with his Rapier of Giant Slaying +8, but also adds concussion force to the attack that burts upon impact, splintering the Giant Mailbox Post and knocking the Giant Mailbox back and into a (even bigger) Giant Tree.*
~Chu
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Post by Kami on Jun 5, 2006 13:28:27 GMT -5
upon impact of the tree, the tree eats whatever reamnents of the mailbox, only leaving behind a small box, which inside lies a crude written letter, reading as follows.
"daer Hewos,
i gots jur babmoo schtick, ifhs yuo watns tou c it agins,
go two dat bahd pwace i lives at "Jebomme"
bai bai- teh evil guy"
on the back of the letter is a map, and you find under the letter a slice of Pizza+2 for Dashil.
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Post by Mr. Sassy Pants on Jun 5, 2006 13:45:03 GMT -5
Nii attempts to read the letter, but it is such an odd dialect he cant...
"does anyone speak stupid?"
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Post by Chu-Chu on Jun 5, 2006 13:48:18 GMT -5
Picks up letter. I'm versed in 127 languages, and 487 sub dialects. *Ahem* Reads the letter aloud to the group. Then checks the map on the back and plots a course. Also picks up the Cell Phone bills, opens them to read them.
Oh, heh, these are my late cell phone bill notices... Saying that I've paid my bill. They're late in getting to me... they actually show my usage and call log... Cool, I've been wondering when this was going to show up!
Picks up the Pizza+2. As for you, *wraps it up and puts it in his pack* Lunch! Alright guys, I say we stock up, *uses psyonic powers to steal, remotely, all supplies they'll need for the trip* DONE!, and Head out! Oh crap! WTF Is that tree doing?!?!? It doesn't know about the 'Stupid' language that died 3000 years ago???
~Chu
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Post by Kami on Jun 5, 2006 13:52:04 GMT -5
at the word "stupid" as if offended, the giant-er mailbox eating tree looks at Nii, and in one clean swipe, throws Mr. Rawrington into his large mouth.
the branches rustle to block the sun as if to show the heros the invitable, with the only light glistening on the shark bark teeth of the wooden ent.
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Post by Chu-Chu on Jun 5, 2006 13:58:26 GMT -5
Using his Psyonic powers he stops the tree from chewing up Mr. Rawrington.
*Ugh!* Guys, I can't hold his mouth open forever! This Ent is.... to....o..... strong.....
*Starts to shake from mental exertion*
~Chu
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Post by Mr. Sassy Pants on Jun 5, 2006 14:00:21 GMT -5
Nii glances back at the tree, noticing only the feet or rawr are visable, he decides to take action...
in a speed that only a jedi can posess he draws his saber and ignights it to reveal a...pink blade...
"aw hell, not again" he shakes the blade and it reverts to its real color, blue. "there we go" he jumps to action slashing the branches, slowly cutting the tree down, he grins once he has completed his task. the tree is not dead, it meerly looks like an @ss...with rawr's feet sticking outa the hole...
(lol)
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