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Post by Chu-Chu on Jun 7, 2006 8:39:22 GMT -5
They claim to be refugees with the ability to pay us handsomely. What they are doing on land, in the middle of a forrest, instead of in the ocean, where they need the salt water to live, is beyond me... but, I can always pick them back up if they try anything...
*puts them all down*
now.... where was I?
~Chu
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Post by Jonus on Jun 7, 2006 9:30:20 GMT -5
*DEEP IN MEDITATION* Hmmmm so it seems if I want to not kill things all I have to do is think about NOT killing things.......Boy this is gonna be a tough one.... Ok think of your pet Octo! Bones you can do this... you'll feed him, kill him, walk him .....wait did I think kill? Damnit! Ok I'll feed him, walk him, pet him and kill him. Son of a! Ok feed, walk, and pet.......
then kill.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I guess this might take more than 10 minutes.
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Post by Moe on Jun 7, 2006 9:50:38 GMT -5
Turns to Bones.
Looks like you need help concentrating. Swipes the uber big Sword of lait +10 at the octo. *Poof* A jug of milk appears. Since I know I death mages hate milk, thats common knowledge you know. So concentrate on not killing this jug of milk and you will succeed in life.
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Post by Kami on Jun 7, 2006 10:48:10 GMT -5
suddenly, a last remaining chef screams out "nooooooo you fool!", the octopus soon linked up together to become one giant octopie.. *isnt that singluar version?* with its tentecales, like a bat, quickly bash Drashil over the head afew time. with its other rather large tentecales *i promise this isnt a hentai >_> yet* grasps all pary members except kah'boose, the tentcale wasnt large enough.
the last remaining chef, also in its grasp, cries for help as he the air slowly leaves his bodyfrom the tentecales squeeze.
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Post by Chu-Chu on Jun 7, 2006 11:28:24 GMT -5
Gah! *blacks out*
~Chu
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Post by Jonus on Jun 7, 2006 13:22:11 GMT -5
The octopie dies as it realizes it shouldn't have grabbed Bones since until he figures out how to not think about killing everything he touches dies.
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Post by Moe on Jun 7, 2006 15:18:34 GMT -5
WTF what happened to the jug of milk? *Makes spot checks to find jug of milk*
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Post by Kami on Jun 7, 2006 15:40:09 GMT -5
since the monster is actually made up of little monsters, that tentecale holding on to u disinigrates.
as for the rest of the unlucky party members, the octopie enraged squeeze harder upon the heros. Edumah manages to slip out by turning into a worm, thus leaving 2 heros active, with little time to act.
Edumah turns to bones "whats ur move?"
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Post by Jonus on Jun 7, 2006 16:50:44 GMT -5
Bones decides to think happy killing thoughts and starts hugging tentacles (creepy creepy Kami with his hentai tentacles) and watches as they disintegrate. Umm If you want to let them I'll stop hugging and killing all of you freaking Octo's. Other wise I can hug all you all to death!
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Post by Kami on Jun 7, 2006 17:17:38 GMT -5
*i blame ACEN for even learning about tentecales >_< also that means its Eno's fualt, anways*
the octopie, slowy lets go of its grasp, and as it falls to the floor a small ring made up of a tentecale falls infront of Bones.
the chef, now gasping for air explains how this monster while about to be cooked, attacked his village, he didnt wanna say anything before fore he feared the band of heros would think he was lying.
"please, my good men. Accompany me back to my hometown, there u will feast like the good heros you are and get rewards!"
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Post by Moe on Jun 7, 2006 18:17:30 GMT -5
Ohh is their cookies I want cookies. You know their was a time I knew a man called Sirgot he's was about your height and looks just like you. DId anyone ever tell you that you look like sirgot...other than the big flames he has for hair and the huge scyth he carries thats as black as night, and the red skin you really look like him cause he has just the same eyes like you White.
Anyways sirgot is my friend you know he can be mean sometimes but you get used to it. Oh their was this one time that he and I killed this huge dragon it was so big that it could flick away mountainsd with its eyelash. Oh I am wondering is my reward cookies cause sirgot really loves to make cookies. I wonder if Flaze his evil brother will be their, he always comes and steals my cookies I don't know why. He's also after my sword you know. My sword can turn anything to milk as I will or cookies but milk is fun cause you can have huge milks fights after you turn something into milk, and you can dunk cookies in milk.
By the way here the hell did that jug of milk go I know I turned that octo into a jug of milk.
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Post by Jonus on Jun 7, 2006 20:29:16 GMT -5
Umm the jug of milk is behind that pile of dead octo's..... But I did drink the milk. So yeah, it's an empty milk jug.
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Post by Mr. Sassy Pants on Jun 7, 2006 23:11:21 GMT -5
*blinks*
ya know...
*forgets*
aw nevermind...i want food too, lead the way chefman...i can help with the cookin!!
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Post by Moe on Jun 8, 2006 4:36:39 GMT -5
Looks around and walks up to bones. Hey I was wondering if this every belonged to you, pulls out a 2 ancient books, and a wand. I happened to find them for you and mwas wondering if you wanted it back.
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Post by Kami on Jun 8, 2006 10:17:26 GMT -5
the chef leads the way to his town where you feast a big meal. Everyone is awarded a medal of courage and a ring of cusine+6. But unforanetly the joyus occasion ends and you must return to the main quest.
As you were about to leave the village, you spot a strange man wearing all black and a huge cricket bat *on fire too* at his side.
as soon as you saw him, he disapeared.
you can investigate or continue on ur mainquest.
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