So... trophy wife or brainy wife?

[Amy]

would you take the perfect looking wife (everythings in the right place, etc) or the brainy wife-- an inellectual equal (or alsmot there) Who looks average?

Why?

[Mr. Sassy Pants]

hmmm....thats a tough one, i think i would have to say a lil of both in the end, however, as intelectual equal goes, some people are dumb as heck and their intelectual equal IS a perfect looking person..anyways...

so yeah, id say a lil of both, but mostly leaning twards smarts, because thats what lasts...

[clockwork]

oh please we ALL know that there is no such woman who can match a man in brains...........now that the ovious sexist joke is out of the way. Beauty is in the eye of the behold, as in 4 years later when I say she is the most beautiful thing ever she still thinks I am just being nice.

[Lepper]

I would take......... you, amy ;-) best of both worlds. (and no, I am not just saying that)

[B8]

On the subject of this thread take the smart one. Forget about looks - it is the brains that will save your ass.

Warning to all - Amy is a tigress without a tail.
Twice as mean and much smarter than she looks.



Bait

[Chim]

i dunno, you'd probably get screwed over either way. =oP

dang you clocks... i wanted to say somethin like... what's a brainy wife? but you gone and took the sexist joke of the day. --- also, whenever i hear the phrase beauty is in the eye of the beholder... all i can think about is the beholder from dungeons and dragons... those things are frickin ugly!


-- oh yeah... brainy. none of the girlfriends i had would play strategy games (risk, stratego, clue, checkers, chess) with me. =(

[B8]

Looks around - all clear Amy is not here:

Chin I don't know where you looked but my girls played Risk, Clue, checkers, and chess.

Bait

[TheSeraphim]

I lucked out and found a smart trophy wife

Here's the thing, pregnancy and surgery can improve looks. (Boobs and bootay get bigger during preggers. Or you can pay for a lift, implant etc.)

It's hard to teach an idiot to be smart. Look at GWB!

[Kami]

see were all going to get pretty much the same responses here for brains, i want a girl with brains and found one thats actually good looking at the same time ^_^


soooo yeah... .wait a sec wife!? oh crap!!!!

[Schweppes7T4]

i love my girlfriend because of who she is... not how she looks

she just happens to be damn hot too >>

[Moe]

a wife, oh I think I would have one mabey in some od 18 years from now or more but hey < I think I would just settle down and like the person for who their are not how good or smart they are.

Other words she better be smart or my kids are doomed. As in doomed I mean hers 500 bucks get out of my face doomed.

[dwarf]

Ahaha,I would prefer a chick who has a great personality....I don't really care about looks....On another note:THE WOMEN ARE ALWAYS RIGHT!It's an argument you can't win...Trust me.

[Amy]

dwarf said:

Ahaha,I would prefer a chick who has a great personality....I don't really care about looks....On another note:THE WOMEN ARE ALWAYS RIGHT!It's an argument you can't win...Trust me.

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Thanks,
Troubled User.. (KEEP READING)
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

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Best of luck,
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[Mr. Sassy Pants]

that....is the greatest thing i have seen in a LONG time...=D

i think, that im gona send it to people...^_^

[dwarf]

Ahhhaahahhahahha,yea,freaking hilarious.....Same here got to pass it on.