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Post by Chu-Chu on Apr 24, 2006 13:28:24 GMT -5
Hmmm.... Sounds like the types of trouble calls I wish I'd get... most of my trouble calls are more along the lines of "how do I find Girlfriend 7.0" and when you tell them to try and start with Girlfriend beta, they don't like that... they don't want to deal with all the upgrades that go along with the OS to get to 7.0. What people don't understand is that in order for any program to work properly, for your likes, you have to start from scratch and work your way up... Using somebody else's Girlfriend 7.0 can only cause problems, and compatability issues... Check your Port Settings as well... IRQ conflicts are the worst... And you may want to take a page from B8's book and invest in a new harddrive, as with the installation of any new software, hardware failure is inevitable.
I'm still looking for Girlfriend Beta, but I think I've found one..... so... we'll see how this one turns out ;D
~Chu
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Post by B8 on Apr 29, 2006 12:52:18 GMT -5
Aha! We skipped the alpha stage and went straigt to beta. Only go to beta testing when the alpha is stable. You see the alpha male is not quite in its right mind (unless he is left handed). So an alpha male with a beta female has far too steep a learning curve. This leads to wandering eyes. Wandering eyes lead to self head smacks. Unless the beta female catches that alpha male looking, in which case the self head smack is the least of his worries.
Another problem that arises out of the alpha stage is anothe alpha male. This is usualy one big brute who is not too bright but is huge of body. Beta female wants to test her alpha male against the other alpha of large body proportions.
So before going to beta get some gym time in. Bulk up a little. Be able to press your own body weight. I did this and see where it got me? I kept my head on when I had to take on the other alpha males. Apparently they did not want to fight a guy who could pick them up and hold them over his head.
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Post by Jonus on Apr 29, 2006 13:45:50 GMT -5
I can pick up pictures of myself.........and hold them quite defiantly over my head! Oh and I have Girlfriend 9.9 with a paused upgrade to Fiance version 1.0.  |
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Post by B8 on Apr 29, 2006 20:05:17 GMT -5
Take a stack of pictures of yourself and hold that stack of 5,ooo pictures over your head. Repeat at least 8 times in a one minute period of time three times a week. Increase the number of pictures in the stack by 500 per week until you reach about 50,000 copies of the picture. By that time you should be able to hold your head up in public with any other alpha male that wanders your way. If you cannot hold your head up throw that stack of pictures at him and run. The confusion of figuring out who threw that paper at him will hold him at bay long enough for you to complete your getaway.
Oh did I mention take up running? Always impresses the females when you can outrun them. If you cannot outrun the girl she may just be able to catch you. In which case you are done anyway.
"A man is not complete until he is married. Once married he is finished."
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Post by Chu-Chu on Apr 29, 2006 23:26:31 GMT -5
Okay, so I just picked up GirlFriend Beta, yay for me! Okay, anyway, so far, nothing too expensive, except GirlFriend Beta is out of town. Which means, i need to not only spend money on GirlFriend Beta, but I need to spend money simply to see GirlFriend Beta.... Sheesh, been less than 12 hours and GirlFriend Beta is already starting to get expensive.... Hmm... Oh well... One thing we haven't talked about yet, that I think we should is that... Is GirlFriend X.X, Fiancee X.X, and Wife X.X all worth Cash X.X? This is a complex issue and is not easily answered, but I believe that if you find the right GirlFriend Beta, and treat GirlFriend Beta right, as she evolves and upgrades and becomes Fiancee Beta, then up through Wife Beta to Wife X.X (final) then all the money you will ever spend is more than worth it. I'd gladly trade all the money in the world for a life of happiness with Mrs. Right.
~Chu
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Post by B8 on Apr 30, 2006 9:28:41 GMT -5
You almost have the last line correct. I would spend all the money in the world to end up...
It would be more correctly put to say that you would "Spend all the money that you have in the world..."
Once married you no longer have any money in the world as all you money is hers. Just think of the dating thing as a money eating treadmill that is getting you ready for the time when you are married and you have no money of your own to spend.
All women are raised with the training to spend all of a mans money so that they are forced to get more money so that they can spend more. Men are raised dumb and are trained to stay that way about money. So guys start your printing presses, ah I mean get to work.
So guys this is why women are so expensive. Learn it, it is a fact of life and you are NOT going to change it. Try to argue this one and you are trying to rewrite history. Certainly you can rewrite history, but then the lessons are lost.
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Post by Chu-Chu on May 6, 2006 23:27:22 GMT -5
No no... I would totally give her all the money in the world, mine or not... She deserves it... Remember B8, you're cynical and old... You need to remember, us young'ins still have a chance to be happy.... Be happy for us and give us good advice, not cynical advice.... If you would...
~Chu
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Post by TEX on Jun 13, 2006 19:12:26 GMT -5
looking around..... ok g/f is not here, I would take the trophy girl at this point in my life, all I need right now in a companion is looks and an urge to meet my physical needs. That being said, if I were to marry, my answer would be completly different. I can't stand stupid PUPPIES!s in my presence longer than 1 day.
I lucked out though, my g/f right now is a knock out. And the only stupid thing she has even thought of is having breast reduction surgery (which, I believe, goes against the Hippocratic Oath).
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