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Post by princessfuzzball on Oct 16, 2006 21:07:41 GMT -5
granted. Instead, it types itself, and you spend the rest of your life wondering how that happened.
I wish I didn't waste my time reading that... oh wait, no I don't.
I wish that my shoulder would stop hurting.
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Post by agentx on Oct 17, 2006 18:24:28 GMT -5
Granted. Everything else is hurting now.
Heh.
I wish that I had less to do for work.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Oct 18, 2006 3:55:26 GMT -5
Granted, you have nothing to do because your reticular activiating system (responsible for wake/sleep cycles) fails, and you remain in a coma.
I wish that I could make things fly into my hand when I need them.
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Post by Chim on Oct 18, 2006 8:22:27 GMT -5
Granted. The next time you leave the house, you need the car and all of the sudden you see it hurling towards you. *splat* =P
I wish people would stop asking for projectors and then coming back and saying, oh, we don't need a projector today (happened 3 times in the past week).
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Post by Chu-Chu on Oct 18, 2006 8:36:48 GMT -5
granted, they just take the projectors when they need them without asking. Soon they are simply taking other things. after a week or so of this, the building has erupted in chaos of people stealing eachothers things simply because they need it. It's a free for all and you're caught up in the melee. When things settle down and the cops break it all up they find out your'e at the bottom of the whole problem. You are arrested for being a communist and a traitor and are put to death by the US Government.
I wish I wasn't still sleepy.
~Chu
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Post by agentx on Oct 18, 2006 16:44:50 GMT -5
Granted. You are now asleep. You miss work. You get fired. You now live out on the street eating from trash cans. You also die for some reason.
I wish that things happened. And stuff.
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Post by Caboose on Oct 18, 2006 17:34:52 GMT -5
Stuff happens. More specifically, shit happens. To you. You get eaten by a gargantuan sand worm that has a horrible digestive tract. 3 days later, you are *catapulted* from the worm through a window. You land on R. Kelly. He... [fastforwarding] ... and you wind up in Ethiopia, battling the starving kids for half of a fried rock. You lose.
I wish people didn't confuse me and Caboose all the time.
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Post by agentx on Oct 19, 2006 17:06:44 GMT -5
Granted. Aliens now confuse you, and they come into your bedroom when you are sleeping for "testing". At least you don't understand what they are doing to you.
I with I didn't hab thith lithp.
(I'm running low on wishes!)
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Post by B8 on Oct 19, 2006 19:51:42 GMT -5
Granted your wish maker is refilled but unfortunately they are all negative wishes upon yourself.
I wish Amy could make her intentions clear.
Oh I know...
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Post by princessfuzzball on Oct 22, 2006 20:19:39 GMT -5
Granted, but she only does this when drunk.
I wish that my instatranspoerter would work.
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Post by B8 on Oct 23, 2006 6:00:39 GMT -5
Granted but it only transports you right back to where you came from. You get so mad at the thing that you kick it and you then have a foot problem like mine that will not go away. This causes you to limp which hurts your back and you now know what I feel like.
I wish Princess Fuzzball would just be nice to her sister, and her sister be nice to her forever and ever. When they get together they are so much fun that it is side splitting laughter.
"O" wonders what will happen to me from that one? A double corruption is called for from that wish.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Oct 23, 2006 10:10:18 GMT -5
Granted. We become best of friends and cause much trouble for the rest of the world....Chaos and anarchy soon ensues.... and it's worse than you might ever imagine....
I wish that B8 would stop wishing me harm.
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Post by B8 on Oct 23, 2006 10:51:46 GMT -5
Granted but now you only have good luck and all other things are soo good that you cannot believe it, this causes mental instabllitly with all the resultiing problems forming you to be so happy that you are taken away as...
I wish Jill and Amy happiness, joy, love, and a very happy life.
I can wait for that one to be corrupted but whoever does that had better...
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Post by princessfuzzball on Oct 23, 2006 11:25:13 GMT -5
Granted. And our happiness drives you insane.... althoughthis is a new level of insanity that you have never reached before, and shortly after achieving it, your head splodes.
I wish that everybody would recall the details from this weekend, and get it right. So many rumors....
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Post by Chu-Chu on Oct 23, 2006 11:29:08 GMT -5
Granted, but I don't think that people will believe me. I post more on it when I get off from work and people prove me right, I am not believed, until the pictures come out....
I wish this computer I got for work would install the OS and set itself up automatically so I don't have to worry about it anymore.
~Chu
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