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Post by princessfuzzball on Dec 10, 2006 23:17:11 GMT -5
Add 'purple monkey dishwaser' to the end of everything you say.
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Post by B8 on Dec 11, 2006 9:28:34 GMT -5
You say goodbye but I say hello.
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Post by Chu-Chu on Dec 11, 2006 13:01:19 GMT -5
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (Why do you think I love CSS?)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (Now, who wants to be a pig?)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (No wonder you can't kill those things off.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work though.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached t! o its bo dy. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (On the upside, the female will know if he cheated on her...)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (Is there a cross breed between Lions and Pigs?)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Imagine if you steped in poo as a butterly... ick!)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Can't? Or Don't? TO THE JUNGLE PEOPLE!!)
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (Anybody want to test this and post a pic?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. ( I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer!)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Lio-pig-man? Lion/Pig/Human... THAT is where it's at!)
~Chu
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Post by lion-o on Dec 11, 2006 13:58:50 GMT -5
Strongest muscle in human body is masater the jaw mussle to chew with.
Eat as much candy as you want it will not rot your teath.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Dec 12, 2006 12:34:04 GMT -5
Actually Lions and birds have sex for pleasure too. So please edit your post accordingly.
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Post by custos on Dec 15, 2006 23:23:47 GMT -5
Fresh kidneys are better than old kidneys! (old kidneys can give the hungry children food poisoning)
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Post by B8 on Dec 16, 2006 13:47:18 GMT -5
GEt telephone over internet service. It will improve your life tremendously by adding static, dropped calls, and more trouble with your line in a month than you would have in a lifetime with the phone company.
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