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Post by Chu-Chu on Nov 29, 2006 14:47:00 GMT -5
Don't be serious all the time, it gets boring.
~Chu
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Post by lion-o on Nov 29, 2006 17:36:20 GMT -5
People love it when you stand too close to them. It makes them feel more comfortable. Sholder to sholder.
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Post by B8 on Nov 29, 2006 20:19:04 GMT -5
Walk up to strangers and tell them that they will be just fine.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Nov 29, 2006 23:52:08 GMT -5
When all else fails, consult the internet!
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Post by Caboose on Nov 30, 2006 0:16:41 GMT -5
Wikipedia is not .com , no matter how close of a reference to Homestar Runner you are trying to make.
Me: Wikipedia, it's dot com!
Joseph: IT'S DOT ORG! *punches me in the face*
Also, Wikipedia is not a viable resource for any research papers...
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Post by truthrevisited on Nov 30, 2006 7:17:26 GMT -5
Take time to stop and smell the roses. Shoot it again!
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Post by B8 on Nov 30, 2006 7:22:24 GMT -5
Always believe in what AT and T tells you. They never ever lie!
See my post in tech.
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Post by lion-o on Dec 3, 2006 15:22:05 GMT -5
at&t symbol looks kind of like the deathstar from starwars.
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Post by B8 on Dec 3, 2006 20:01:58 GMT -5
Always volunteer without asking what the job entails.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Dec 3, 2006 20:31:18 GMT -5
Always let your daughter nominate you becuase you know she has an embarrasing speech up her sleeve  <3 |
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Post by B8 on Dec 4, 2006 9:16:54 GMT -5
This is when: "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."
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Post by Schweppes7T4 on Dec 4, 2006 9:51:21 GMT -5
specificly for car time "things to do"
1. Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.
2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.
3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
4. Two words: Chicken suit.
5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.
8. Stop at the green lights.
9. Go at the red ones.
10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
11. Eat food that requires silverware.
12. Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
13. Sing without having the radio on.
14. Honk frequently without motivation.
15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
16. Ask people for Grey Poupon.
17. Let pedestrians know who's boss.
18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
19. Restart your car at every stop light.
20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.
22. While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.
23. Paint your car with occult symbols.
24. Keep at least five cats in the car.
25. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.
26. Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks.
27. Stop and collect roadkill.
28. Stop and pray to roadkill.
29. Throw Spam.
30. Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Dec 4, 2006 12:33:11 GMT -5
Fly south for the winter.
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Post by B8 on Dec 4, 2006 14:09:08 GMT -5
Fly north for the winter there is less traffic going that way.
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Post by lion-o on Dec 10, 2006 15:18:26 GMT -5
Walk out into a parking lot of a walmart in the snow in your underpants and start making snow angels and running around in circles. Then jump on to the umpcoming cars and start speaking in toungh.
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