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Post by lion-o on Nov 26, 2006 18:42:28 GMT -5
Never brush your teeth and eat candy, cookies, & gummybears right before you go to sleep.
That will help you meet someone new or someone your use to seeing once in a while.
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Post by B8 on Nov 26, 2006 20:38:36 GMT -5
Always jump to your wifes demands.
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Post by princessfuzzball on Nov 26, 2006 22:20:40 GMT -5
Never ever allow four drunk people on your futon. It is bound to break.
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Post by B8 on Nov 27, 2006 8:11:28 GMT -5
Aha four bounding drunks can break anything. Especialy when the futon is built the wrong way. That is why they replaced the hinges for nothing.
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Post by Late_night_Legend on Nov 27, 2006 12:40:05 GMT -5
never lie to your girlfriend!!!
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Post by lion-o on Nov 27, 2006 15:27:23 GMT -5
Talk to your self out loud in public. And make your self feel bad by saying mean things.
*your such an indiot*
And see Peoples reactions.
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Post by B8 on Nov 28, 2006 10:32:07 GMT -5
Talk to yourself loudly and then pretend to hit yourself about the head, Fall to the ground and pretend to choke yourself. Pretend to pass out. Repeat until you get the attention you deserve.
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Post by Chu-Chu on Nov 28, 2006 10:37:27 GMT -5
When walking past mirrors or reflective windows:
Hide from your reflection, and ask people to check if a person matching *insert your own discription here* is still over there following you. They've been after you all week, and you can't seem to loose them. THEY"RE OUT TO GET ME!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
~Chu
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Post by princessfuzzball on Nov 28, 2006 17:45:31 GMT -5
Talk into your purse, bag or other container as if there is someone in there bossing you around. But make sure you think it's an alien, and keep telling it how Earth is so much different. That will get you the attention you deserve without having to go to the hospital or fall from "choking"
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Post by lion-o on Nov 28, 2006 18:28:01 GMT -5
Walk up to a complete stranger and start telling them your life story. And start making things up like you just got out of the loony bin.
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Post by B8 on Nov 28, 2006 19:15:56 GMT -5
Do what Lino-o saYs but have a straight jacket with you on you arm as you tell your story.
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Post by lion-o on Nov 28, 2006 20:31:05 GMT -5
Also try biting your ears off.
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Post by truthrevisited on Nov 29, 2006 0:11:16 GMT -5
If it moves... shoot it again.
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Post by lion-o on Nov 29, 2006 1:08:36 GMT -5
All Trus passers will be shot and if they survive they will be shot again.
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Post by B8 on Nov 29, 2006 11:27:34 GMT -5
Get your first shot off fast, it rattles their aim.
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