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Post by B8 on May 19, 2006 13:12:28 GMT -5
Make your own outrageous proposal here. We may just find a solution yet.
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Post by agentx on May 19, 2006 15:00:30 GMT -5
uh... crocodiles. put a a moat between two fences and fill it with crocodiles.
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Post by B8 on May 19, 2006 18:22:06 GMT -5
I like that, except that the area to be fenced is sandy and there is insufficient supply of water to keep the alligators happy or alive. Crocodiles are not available in enough quantity to do the job.
Nice try. Maybe a pack of wild dogs? Teach them to feed on the border interlopers? The cost of the vaccinations would keep us from doing that. RATS! Lots and lots of hungry New York City rats!
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Post by agentx on May 19, 2006 23:29:00 GMT -5
But... isnt that what they put in burritos? is that a national dish?
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Post by Chu-Chu on May 20, 2006 0:33:00 GMT -5
why don't we simply steal one of our own nukes, ride out into the ocean, nuke Mexico, then leave some dead terrorists behind, and sail away.... problem solved.
~Chu
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Post by B8 on May 20, 2006 7:25:13 GMT -5
A nuke would vaporize the terrorists. Try again as there is NO evidence after a nuke blast. Besides one of ours would be traceable. No one would ever believe that it was stolen. Does any one read Tom Clancey? The ratio's of isotopes would tell the UN where the bomb came from. Then we would have the whole world against us with justification. Besides one of our bombs would be too clean. Again read Clancey to find out why they are clean (hint: the fallout problem and where it would land.)
Hey we have not heard from Clockwork lately. Is he still alive?
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Post by Caboose on May 20, 2006 10:36:29 GMT -5
We need to send in all of the Canadian Circus Midgets with the use of cannons. They can bite their ankles while they try to cross, so they would be unable to run! Brilliant!
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Post by Jonus on May 20, 2006 12:23:32 GMT -5
I say we put 250 Starbucks in Mexico!
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Post by Chu-Chu on May 20, 2006 13:48:55 GMT -5
erm... B8... I was meaning, leave dead terrorists behind on the boat... not on land... and fine then, lets steal a russian nuke, those are easy to get ahold of...
~Chu
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Post by agentx on May 20, 2006 14:29:51 GMT -5
eBay it is!
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Post by B8 on May 21, 2006 21:03:21 GMT -5
Why does every one want to use a nuke? Anyway the boat would capsize and sink leaving no evidence. Try again, still no cigar.
250 Starbucks would only get them stroked up. Maybe 25,000 Starbucks would work. Get all of them serving coffee to each other and they would be too busy drinking and emptying their bladders to make the trip. Yeah that might work for about one week and then the bill would come due. Well a week is better than what we have now. So where are you going to borrow the money from to get this going?
It always comes down to money.
Ankle biters huh? I like that one.
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Post by Chu-Chu on May 22, 2006 8:26:42 GMT -5
lets just make part of boot camp be a 'live fire drill' that involves monitoring the border. Gets soldiers use to marching long distances, using rations, and shooting at live, moving targets.
~Chu
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Post by B8 on May 22, 2006 13:45:36 GMT -5
Aha make it a free fire zone! We do not have to worry about the civilians in there as it becomes a militarized zone. Question, do we authorize artillery and bombing also? Maybe some naval bombardment in areas reachable by off shore ships? A mortar barage with the occaisional white phosphorus round would make anyone think twice about going that way.
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Post by agentx on May 23, 2006 18:37:09 GMT -5
and even the casual gun enthusiast could stop by on occasion. like cinco de mayo.
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Post by Chu-Chu on May 23, 2006 20:46:14 GMT -5
Just get Ted Nugent to sponser a 'Wild Game Hunt' there. Thousands would join up.
~Chu
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