Come up with the best item name and wut it does

[drizzt]

Such as ---- Boots of blinding speed --- they make you go super fast but also blind you so you are almost guarenteed to run into something (modified from morrowind)

Ring of defecation (look up the word deficate)

Chance guards ---- put something in the gauntlets something different pops out (from Diablo 2

Dark Sword of darkness ---- Floating weapon, possessed weapon, must make a stat roll for each stat to hold it, if the holder dies they get ressurected with a random disadvantage, plus to damage if it killed a person

[Caboose]

For a backpack - Zip'Lokk, Devourer of Worlds (that was one of the suggestions for a legendary [30 slot] bag in WoW... needless to say, it was the best)

Tower Shield - A shield the size of the Sears Tower. Perfect for guarding a clump of clouds.

Lucky Breastplate of D20 - Breastplate with a D20 in the center of it, constantly rolling. If it rolls a 20, you become lucky and the dude you may or may not be fighting drops something that instantly belongs to you... If it rolls a 1, it contricts and you are unlucky... try not to step on any nails.