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Post by Kami on Apr 27, 2006 19:06:33 GMT -5
if women are expensive, and loosing money=bad
y not get ridda them?
DOWN WITH WOMEN!!!! DOWN WITH WO... *drools* ooh yeah...thats why we keep em around!
they make waffles!!!! *yumyum*
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Post by F1r3f0x on Apr 27, 2006 19:33:39 GMT -5
OMFG >=D WAFFLESLOL . GREATER THAN, COLON, HYPON, LEFT PARANTHESIS.
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Post by Amy on Apr 28, 2006 2:39:13 GMT -5
waffles huh?
simple instructions: take frozen waffles out of freezer while guy sleeps, toast them, burned slightly, cover in syrup/butter and deliver to half awake sweetie proclaiming them to be your own creation.
Hide box in trash can. as long as waffles are half edible the guy won't notice and won't say a thing.
heh I win!
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Post by B8 on Apr 29, 2006 12:37:15 GMT -5
Cheating short cuts will have their own edge that comes back to bite some day.
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Post by The Black Dart on Apr 29, 2006 22:30:46 GMT -5
like when the man notices teh partially frozen parts of his waffles?
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Post by No one of nominal consequence. on May 1, 2006 20:47:59 GMT -5
HEY! bring thouse matches back! *sulk*
Don't listen to anything B8 says about me..... in reality, I'm a crabby monster with um.. um... um... um... teeth, yeah, thats right teeth... and claws. Rar!
I'm viccious too! I break little bois hearts by the tap of my finger. Really... I'm really really really vile.
Now.... if you will exscuse me I have to go to Vile Evil Dictator's finishing school. ....
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no... really, I'm going....
now...
see...
leaving.....
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Post by B8 on May 2, 2006 7:27:02 GMT -5
Yes mam I believe it. For I have seen the male of the species cower when you speak softly what you will do with him.
Run guys this one is a wit...
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Post by drizzt on May 4, 2006 15:53:56 GMT -5
U know whos more expencive then women or atleast spend more money b/c they cant get any1 to buy anything for them other than parents
techie dweebs woo hoo
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Post by B8 on May 4, 2006 18:48:10 GMT -5
Women may be expensive and getting rid of them is worse than expensive. The children that they bring are worse on a per person cost basis than they are when seen alone. So ladies and gentlemen start your engines, um, families at your own risk.
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Post by DubiousMonkey on May 13, 2006 19:23:15 GMT -5
Families = responsibility. Who wants that? Here! take my money, but don't make me responsible for a kid! I need to live a little first - ya know take vacations, remember what it was lie to go out drinking with buddies a few times a month, not pay a baby sitter, buy a motor cycle and tour te country!
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Post by The Black Dart on May 13, 2006 19:42:15 GMT -5
buy a motor cycle and tour te country! a motorcycle key word = borrow |
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Post by B8 on May 15, 2006 13:16:23 GMT -5
"Oh what lies we use to deceive when we first practice to conceive."
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Post by TEX on Jun 13, 2006 19:30:17 GMT -5
Girls are expensive, but the small joys that they give at least me are worth the occasional nice dinner and diamond necklace
OH, btw, if your mom will teach you, LEARN HOW TO COOK, saves lodes on out to eat meals and you don't even have to wait in anticipation for your reward, you could just start on the dining room table and clean up the next morning
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Post by B8 on Jun 15, 2006 7:36:46 GMT -5
Girls are expensive, women are more expensive. Wife=broke all the time.
But divorce=penniless, bankrupt
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Post by Chu-Chu on Jun 16, 2006 13:38:41 GMT -5
but for 'the one' it's all worth it...
~Chu
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