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Post by Annik on Dec 9, 2005 2:03:17 GMT -5
/hug lepper ok then  i argued all night with people who are crying about bullshit on other forums i'M on so.. won't do the same here lol |
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Post by Amy on Dec 9, 2005 7:27:42 GMT -5
amy you are very beautiful. also you are not fat and you have a very nice butt. (all very true) Now men are very easy to please. "Hey Dru, look a computer." "YAY" But the one problem with women is that the ones taht don't ask for anythign are hard to shop for. (I am not good at picking out things) *huggles Dru* ... do the same computer thing to me, and I'd be very happy, as long as you know it had highspeed internet. As for asking for things... its hard darn it! I do however like the b-day gift ^_^ |
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Post by Lepper on Dec 9, 2005 12:16:18 GMT -5
Very glad you like it. (expect the otehr packege as soon as the roads are nice around here)
and thank you both for hugs
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Post by DubiousMonkey on Dec 9, 2005 16:55:36 GMT -5
Very nice, for the 4 of you. I'm gald to see at least 3 couples that get along so well.
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Post by Amy on Dec 9, 2005 18:37:32 GMT -5
same guy, different joke-- they are expensive! heheh I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT?  !!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a Woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "! I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT???!!!" I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either. |
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Post by Kami on Dec 9, 2005 18:48:43 GMT -5
lol amy, wow ur girlfriend his mean to u, nice one though... wait a sec... Girlfriend!? Amy!? Sex!?
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Post by DubiousMonkey on Dec 9, 2005 19:50:47 GMT -5
Oooh! Cha ching!
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Post by Annik on Dec 9, 2005 20:10:25 GMT -5
OMG HAHAHHAHAHA
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Post by Annik on Dec 9, 2005 20:14:58 GMT -5
Amy, lol, i just had to post that on another forum i'm on hahaha it's hilarious
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Post by The Black Dart on Dec 9, 2005 21:34:32 GMT -5
thats one of the most brilliant things EVER!
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Post by TheSeraphim on Dec 12, 2005 10:51:41 GMT -5
Hehe I got that joke in my email too! In many cases, women are very hard to shop for. So with my wife, I don't. It's better that way, and when she wants something, we just go get it. We don't do the whole Xmas thing because we give about $1300 in cash to her nieces and nephews, buy presents for my family, and travel to see them. All in all, we spend over 2k just for xmas. Mainly it's impossible to find her a gift as a surprise. plus with her being all preggers, she's as chaotic as a republican with a bottomless budget. |
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Post by Mr. Sassy Pants on Dec 12, 2005 12:54:28 GMT -5
ive seen that before, and i think its really funny...=D but yet again its true
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Post by Jonus on Apr 19, 2006 16:47:07 GMT -5
Yeah I suppose women are expensive.....I figure I've spent over 2 grand on jewley for her over all the holidays.....and I'll be spending another 2 g's for the engagement ring.....
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Post by Amy on Apr 20, 2006 8:46:49 GMT -5
Yeah I suppose women are expensive.....I figure I've spent over 2 grand on jewley for her over all the holidays.....and I'll be spending another 2 g's for the engagement ring..... ouch. Man I can't understand the attraction to the jewelry. I guess its me. |
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Post by dwarf on Apr 20, 2006 10:45:45 GMT -5
Ahahaha,I am not really into,the chicks that are like,,,,,,,,,,,,Ooooo get me this,,,,,,,It's a sign to drop them,,,but on the other hand,they don't usually have time to say that,,,I always give out Roses,and loads of other things,lol.
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!!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a Woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as
