Post by B8 on Aug 12, 2011 14:11:25 GMT -5
The Deaf Bookkeeper
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has
cheated him out of 10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the
reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Enzo would
hear nothing that he might have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Enzo about his missing $10
million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million
bucks is that he embezzled from me."
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Enzo where the money is.
Enzo signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what
you are talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Enzo's temple and
says, "Ask him again!"
The lawyer signs to Enzo, "He'll kill you if you don't tell
him." Enzo signs back, "OK. You win! The money is in a brown
briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Bruno's backyard in
Woodbridge!"
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the b***s to pull
the trigger."
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has
cheated him out of 10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the
reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Enzo would
hear nothing that he might have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Enzo about his missing $10
million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million
bucks is that he embezzled from me."
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Enzo where the money is.
Enzo signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what
you are talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Enzo's temple and
says, "Ask him again!"
The lawyer signs to Enzo, "He'll kill you if you don't tell
him." Enzo signs back, "OK. You win! The money is in a brown
briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Bruno's backyard in
Woodbridge!"
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the b***s to pull
the trigger."
