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Post by RaccoonsFury on Nov 9, 2006 0:36:07 GMT -5
"HOW I PLANT HOSTIES?"
"HOW I DEFUSE HOSTIES?"
"I found a grena- ARGH!"
"Bomb at the rescue zone!"
"Mommy says not to run with sharp objects..."
"I'm sure there's a law somewhere that says I shouldn't be doing this..."
"DON'T USE FLASHES. I'M EPILEPTIC!"
"Raccoon stole my shinies!" >_>
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Post by B8 on Nov 9, 2006 6:29:14 GMT -5
They stole the election!
I wet meself.
I shat myself. (never use this one as it is the past tense of sh** when used as a verb.)
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Post by agentx on Nov 9, 2006 17:18:47 GMT -5
what happened to my spiderman one?
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Post by Canadian Nose on Nov 9, 2006 19:55:30 GMT -5
I liked all those except the Epilepsy one. Thats no funny!  |
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Post by RaccoonsFury on Nov 10, 2006 1:41:40 GMT -5
<.<
"LOOK OUT! THE HOSTAGE HAS A GUN!!"
"Stockholm syndrome? ... Amy and hostage, sittin' in a tree~"
"COOL! I CAN TWIRL MY DEAGLE!"
"Aiming is for losers."
"Mr. Grenade is your friend until you pull his pin. I learned that the hard way."
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Post by agentx on Nov 10, 2006 7:51:52 GMT -5
Press F10 for MICROPHONE MADNESS!
How did I learn to type in the correct grammatical format all of a suddin... aww crap.
WHOOOOOOSH!
I'm INTERESTING!
I'm a party in a box!
B'ZANG! It's kind of like lightning, only in a tin can! And it doesn't maim you!
I lost my typing privileges. So SHHH!
I'm lost again.
OH MY GOD I RAN INTO A SWARM OF BEES! HOW DID I NOT SEE THEM COMING?!
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Post by Caboose on Nov 10, 2006 15:46:25 GMT -5
They will not misunderestimate me again!
[Insert Bush Quote Here]
Oops.
I handle stress by drinking.
Check your local grocery store for really cheap pudding!
PUDDING SKINS!
.9 repeating = 1 <--- And the scary thing is, I can prove that
Ok guys, I'm going to switch my power supply's voltage right now. Wish me luck!
Bleargh! My elbows!
Nerf Paladins!
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Post by Legendary_Apu on Nov 10, 2006 19:51:49 GMT -5
Gimp for life man...yaya im lucky to be a gimp
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Post by Caboose on Nov 10, 2006 21:26:06 GMT -5
Ok I want a formal request that "Nerf Paladins!" be added to the gimp list immediately.
Petition!
/sign
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Post by The Black Dart on Nov 11, 2006 6:40:28 GMT -5
Go troll the wow forums with your anti-paladin stuff. That crap was old months and months ago. Now your just beating the dead, maggot ridden horse that you had to dig up from it's grave deep in the ocean that people had attached with several weights so it would stay on the bottom of the ocean. Because it was dead.
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Post by Caboose on Nov 11, 2006 12:30:26 GMT -5
But it's still pretty darn funny. Like this joke here:
A 40-man raid of Alliance is rolling around Azeroth, and at one point, they come to a hill. At the top of this hill stands a lone shaman. The leader, trying to think of how to handle this single enemy, sends 5 of his best men after the shaman. The shaman disappears down the hill, and the men follow. After a minute, the shaman returns to the top of the hill. Being a little irked at this, he decides to send 10 more of his men. The shaman, once again, disappears and so do the Alliance. A couple minutes later, the shaman returns yet again to the top of the hill. The leader by now is extremely angry. He sends the remaining 24 men after the shaman. Once again, the shaman goes down the hill and the Alliance follow. A couple minutes later, a single Dwarf crawls his way back up the hill and screams, "It's a trap! There's two of them!"
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Post by Jayne, The Hero of Canton on Nov 11, 2006 17:58:49 GMT -5
"Thank you, come again."
"It sure is dark down the barrel of these rifles!"
"Whoa. Badgers, snakes and mushrooms....EVERYWHERE!"
"I think I just wet my keyboard!"
"I pulled the pin....now what do I do with it?"
"Please mistress amy. Whip me again!"
"That Jayne fellow...is he from Ohio?"
"I get to stay up past 10 on weekends!"
"Everyone loves a gimp with donuts!"
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Post by B8 on Nov 11, 2006 20:56:49 GMT -5
That dog will not bite.
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Post by Legendary_Apu on Nov 12, 2006 0:49:18 GMT -5
okay guys is time to pick the best gimp phrases and the winner is
"Thank You, Come Again"....lol BY:Jayne
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Post by B8 on Nov 13, 2006 15:47:17 GMT -5
Thank ya'all come again.
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