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Mathemticians Jan 20, 2009 18:07:51 GMT -5

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Post by B8 on Jan 20, 2009 18:07:51 GMT -5

Subject: hur hur!

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one says "give me glass of beer", the second one says "Give me half glass of beer", the third one says "Give me a quarter glass of beer"

The Bartender says "Stop... you guys are stupid" and pours two glasses.

*rimshot*

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Legendary_Apu AC Member Clan Camper I KiLi YoU Posts: 405	Mathemticians Feb 12, 2009 14:09:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Legendary_Apu on Feb 12, 2009 14:09:00 GMT -5 lol.....one Stupid Bartender i must say.......or he must be having bad day.....lol

B8 AC Member the old guy! Warning reading my posts IS hazardous to your mental health. Posts: 4,876	Mathemticians Feb 13, 2009 11:59:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by B8 on Feb 13, 2009 11:59:53 GMT -5 That is a calculus joke. the summation of an infinite series with a solution of two as the answer.
	A lie is a lie...unless your friends and family are in on it. Then it's a "commonly held belief." or so Amy says. "I know nothing. I understand nothing. I am nothing" An old Russian proverb still useful today. Ya ney znayou nechevo. Ya ney ponemayou nechevo. Ya nechevo The worlds oldest forums troll. Margaritas ante porcos A bene placito Absit invidia

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