Post by B8 on Jan 20, 2009 7:07:35 GMT -5
Gets stopped by the police for speeding.
The officer asks for her drivers license.
"Sorry officer I cannot give you my license."
Why not?
"Because it was revoked five years ago for multiple DUI."
Registration please?
"I am sorry I cannot show you the registration."
Why not?
"Because this car is stolen.
The officer draws his weapon and holds it by his side.
Is there anything else going on that I should know about?
"Yes."
And what is that?
I just killed my husband cut him up and put him in the trunk of this car.
The officer calls for backup and a supervisor to continue the investigation.
When the supervisor asks for her license she reaches into her purse and hands it to him. The supervisor runs the drivers license and she has not had a ticket in over 50 years. Next the supervisor asks for the registration. The little old lady reaches into the glove box and hands him the registration. When the license and registration are run the car is hers and it is not stolen.
When the supervisor asks her to open the trunk she does and it is empty.
The little old lady now asks the supervisor - "And you are going to believe that I was speeding??
If whatever your were drinking when you started reading this is not coming out of your nose then you are dead of chocking on this joke.
The officer asks for her drivers license.
"Sorry officer I cannot give you my license."
Why not?
"Because it was revoked five years ago for multiple DUI."
Registration please?
"I am sorry I cannot show you the registration."
Why not?
"Because this car is stolen.
The officer draws his weapon and holds it by his side.
Is there anything else going on that I should know about?
"Yes."
And what is that?
I just killed my husband cut him up and put him in the trunk of this car.
The officer calls for backup and a supervisor to continue the investigation.
When the supervisor asks for her license she reaches into her purse and hands it to him. The supervisor runs the drivers license and she has not had a ticket in over 50 years. Next the supervisor asks for the registration. The little old lady reaches into the glove box and hands him the registration. When the license and registration are run the car is hers and it is not stolen.
When the supervisor asks her to open the trunk she does and it is empty.
The little old lady now asks the supervisor - "And you are going to believe that I was speeding??
If whatever your were drinking when you started reading this is not coming out of your nose then you are dead of chocking on this joke.