Post by B8 on Jul 4, 2008 13:01:41 GMT -5
What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?
Beneduck Arnold!
What did Paul Revere say at the end of his ride?
"I gotta get a softer saddle!"
What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1773?
The Boston Flea Party!
What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
The Fodder of Our Country!
What's red, white, blue, and almost as ugly as a dog?
A revolutionary warthog!
What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved!
What's red, white, black and blue?
Uncle Sam falling down the steps!
Where did George Washington buy his hatchet?
At the chopping mall!
What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
Liberty!
What was General Washington's favourite tree?
The infantry!
Which colonists told the most jokes?
Punsylvanians!
What would you get if you crossed Washington's home with nasty insects?
Mt. Vermin!
What did a patriot put on his dry skin?
Revo-lotion!
Beneduck Arnold!
What did Paul Revere say at the end of his ride?
"I gotta get a softer saddle!"
What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1773?
The Boston Flea Party!
What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
The Fodder of Our Country!
What's red, white, blue, and almost as ugly as a dog?
A revolutionary warthog!
What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved!
What's red, white, black and blue?
Uncle Sam falling down the steps!
Where did George Washington buy his hatchet?
At the chopping mall!
What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
Liberty!
What was General Washington's favourite tree?
The infantry!
Which colonists told the most jokes?
Punsylvanians!
What would you get if you crossed Washington's home with nasty insects?
Mt. Vermin!
What did a patriot put on his dry skin?
Revo-lotion!