Post by B8 on Jan 15, 2008 20:32:10 GMT -5
The Pastor And The Bear
It seems a pastor from Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting in the mountains.
As he turned the corner along the path, he and a bear collided.
The pastor stumbled backwards, slipped off the trail, and began tumbling down the mountain with the bear in hot pursuit.
Finally the pastor crashed into a boulder, sending his rifle in one direction and breaking both legs.
As the bear closed in, the pastor cried out in desperation, "Lord, I'm sorry for what I have done. Please forgive me and save me! Lord, please make that bear a Christian."
Suddenly the bear skidded to a halt at the pastor's feet, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and said, "God, bless this food which I am about to receive."
Edit - this is why when you go bear hunting you carry a large caliber handgun in a secure holster as only idiots and pastors go bare hunting.
It seems a pastor from Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting in the mountains.
As he turned the corner along the path, he and a bear collided.
The pastor stumbled backwards, slipped off the trail, and began tumbling down the mountain with the bear in hot pursuit.
Finally the pastor crashed into a boulder, sending his rifle in one direction and breaking both legs.
As the bear closed in, the pastor cried out in desperation, "Lord, I'm sorry for what I have done. Please forgive me and save me! Lord, please make that bear a Christian."
Suddenly the bear skidded to a halt at the pastor's feet, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and said, "God, bless this food which I am about to receive."
Edit - this is why when you go bear hunting you carry a large caliber handgun in a secure holster as only idiots and pastors go bare hunting.
