The cowboy whisperer

[B8]

The Cowboy "Whisperer"
A cowboy, while riding the trail, meets an
lone Indian on horseback with his sheep dog,
herding some sheep in the Black Hills of South Dakota.

Cowboy: "Nice dog you got there, Chief. Mind if I
speak to him?"

Indian (puzzled at the question): "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey there, dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "....Doin' all right, I guess."

Indian: (Look of shock!)

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian.)

Dog: "Yep. That's my master."

Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me
great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Indian: (Look of total disbelief)

Cowboy: ".....Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Indian: "...Horse no can talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool!"

Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)

Cowboy: "....Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Indian.)

Horse: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me,
brushes me down often, and keeps me in a lean-to to
protect me from the weather."

Indian: (Look of total stunned amazement)

Cowboy: "...Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Indian: "....SHEEP TELL LIES!!!"

[agentx]

That's hilarious.