Post by B8 on Jun 6, 2007 20:37:17 GMT -5
Richard, an engineer's engineer, passes away before his time, and his paperwork gets messed up. He ends up in hell by mistake instead of heaven. He contemplated this critical mistake for a while, but being an engineer, he shrugs and decides to start making improvements where he is. First, he installs central A/C. Then he builds an enormous theatre, complete with surround-sound. Finally, he establishes a communications infrastructure, and everyone is walking around hell talking on their cell phones. About that time, God notices that Richard is not present in heaven, and sets a search in motion. An angel comes back and reports that Richard is indeed in hell. God gets on the phone with the Evil One.
"Hey, you got Richard the Engineer down there?"
'Sure do.'
"Well send him up"
'No way'.
"What do you mean, no way, send him now."
'No way, this guy has been here for all of three weeks, and we have central A/C and surround-sound, and everyone is walking around talking on their cell phones.'
"You send him up right now, or I'm going to file suit against you."
'Ha-ha. Oh really, where are you going to find a lawyer?
"Hey, you got Richard the Engineer down there?"
'Sure do.'
"Well send him up"
'No way'.
"What do you mean, no way, send him now."
'No way, this guy has been here for all of three weeks, and we have central A/C and surround-sound, and everyone is walking around talking on their cell phones.'
"You send him up right now, or I'm going to file suit against you."
'Ha-ha. Oh really, where are you going to find a lawyer?