Post by B8 on May 9, 2007 10:36:12 GMT -5
Management Lesson:
Bull Manure might get you to the top,
but it won't keep you there.
LESSON THREE:
A little bird was flying south for the winter.
It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.
While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung,
it began to realize how warm it was.
The dung was actually thawing him out.
He lay there all warm and happy,
and Soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came
to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird
under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lessons:
(1) Not everyone who poops on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of poop is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep poop, it's best to keep your mouth
shut!
This ends your two-minute management course