Post by B8 on Apr 25, 2007 20:07:42 GMT -5
Patrick and Murphy were out fishing and the boat's motor quit.
Patrick says to Murphy. "What are we going to do now?"
Murphy says, "We'll just have to wait for help."
After two days they are forty miles from the coast and come across a bottle.
Patrick opens the bottle and out pops a genie who offers to grant them one wish.
Quick as a flash Patrick says, "Turn the sea into Guinness." And immediately the sea is black with Guinness.
Murphy says, "You stupid fool. Now we'll have to pee in the boat."
Patrick says to Murphy. "What are we going to do now?"
Murphy says, "We'll just have to wait for help."
After two days they are forty miles from the coast and come across a bottle.
Patrick opens the bottle and out pops a genie who offers to grant them one wish.
Quick as a flash Patrick says, "Turn the sea into Guinness." And immediately the sea is black with Guinness.
Murphy says, "You stupid fool. Now we'll have to pee in the boat."