Post by B8 on Apr 20, 2007 14:26:34 GMT -5
Try one of these next time.
* "A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."
* "The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention."
* "I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way."
* "Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."
* "I thought my window was down; but found it was up when I put my hand through it."
* "No one was to blame for the accident, but it never would have happened if the other driver had been alert."
* "The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him."
* "I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car."
* "I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident."
* "I was taking my canary to the hospital. It got loose in the car and flew out the window. The next thing I saw was his rear end, and there was a crash."
* "I was backing my car out of the driveway in the usual manner when it was struck by the other car in the same place where it had been struck several times before."
* "The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth."
* "The accident happened when the right door of a car came around the corner without giving a signal."
* "I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
Jc
* "A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."
* "The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention."
* "I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way."
* "Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."
* "I thought my window was down; but found it was up when I put my hand through it."
* "No one was to blame for the accident, but it never would have happened if the other driver had been alert."
* "The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him."
* "I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car."
* "I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident."
* "I was taking my canary to the hospital. It got loose in the car and flew out the window. The next thing I saw was his rear end, and there was a crash."
* "I was backing my car out of the driveway in the usual manner when it was struck by the other car in the same place where it had been struck several times before."
* "The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth."
* "The accident happened when the right door of a car came around the corner without giving a signal."
* "I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
Jc
