Post by B8 on Mar 16, 2007 8:57:39 GMT -5
Alabama:
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and
paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of
the hunters returned alone, staggering under the
weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the
others asked.." Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's
a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful
hunter replied."You left Henry laying out there and
carried the deer back?" they inquired. " A tough
call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is
going to steal Henry!"
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Louisiana:
A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying... "When
the end of the world comes, I hope to be in
Louisiana." When asked why, he replied he'd rather be
in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana
20 years later than in the rest of the civilized
world.
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Mississippi:
The young man from Mississippi came running into the
store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just
stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba
replied, "Did you see who it was? "The young man
answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license
number."
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Georgia :
A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65.
The trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The driver replied,
"Bout whut?"
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North Carolina
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on
the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet
of flowers in front of the car and one behind it.
Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby
studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he
turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what
the problem was. The man replied, "I have a flat
tire." The passerby asked, "But what's with the
flowers?" The man responded, "When you break down
they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in
the back. I never did understand it neither."
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And:
You can say what you want about the South, but you
never hear of anyone retiring and moving North!
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and
paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of
the hunters returned alone, staggering under the
weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the
others asked.." Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's
a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful
hunter replied."You left Henry laying out there and
carried the deer back?" they inquired. " A tough
call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is
going to steal Henry!"
*******************************************************
Louisiana:
A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying... "When
the end of the world comes, I hope to be in
Louisiana." When asked why, he replied he'd rather be
in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana
20 years later than in the rest of the civilized
world.
*******************************************************
Mississippi:
The young man from Mississippi came running into the
store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just
stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba
replied, "Did you see who it was? "The young man
answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license
number."
*******************************************************
Georgia :
A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65.
The trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The driver replied,
"Bout whut?"
*******************************************************
North Carolina
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on
the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet
of flowers in front of the car and one behind it.
Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby
studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he
turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what
the problem was. The man replied, "I have a flat
tire." The passerby asked, "But what's with the
flowers?" The man responded, "When you break down
they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in
the back. I never did understand it neither."
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And:
You can say what you want about the South, but you
never hear of anyone retiring and moving North!