Post by B8 on Jan 18, 2007 17:14:00 GMT -5
Today is pussy appreciation day.
Make sure that you feed and pet yours today. If you haven't got one, use someone elses.
20 Reasons Why Pussies Are Better Than Kids
1. If you want a cat, you don't have to endure nine months of morning sickness, weight gain, backaches, and kicks in the stomach, not to mention 5 or 6 hours of gut-ripping labor.
2. Cats are already potty trained, so you never have to change a smelly diaper or argue with a stubborn toddler.
3. A kitten can entertain itself for hours with nothing but a wad of paper, and they're more fun to watch than most TV shows.
4. A cat doesn't need a babysitter, and it really doesn't mind being left home alone.
5. You never have to get up at 2 AM to feed a cat.
6. Cats may be finicky about their food, but at least they won't spit it back at you or smear it in their hair.
7. Cats never write on the walls with crayons or indelible markers.
8. Unlike human children, cats LOVE to take naps!
9. Cats don't have temper tantrums.
10. A cat would never try to fit a slice of pizza into the computer's floppy drive slot.
11. A cat won't generate 2 loads of dirty laundry every week.
12. Cats wash up without being told, and they always leave the towels clean.
13. Cats rarely leave dirty pawprints on the door or track mud on your kitchen floor.
14. You don't have to worry about getting your cat into the "right" preschool.
15. A cat will never have a dead frog in its pants pocket. Or a live one.
16. A cat won't try to flush a toy race car down the toilet at 9:45 on a Sunday morning.
17. A cat won't demand the latest toy, video game, or sugar-coated cereal it saw on TV.
18. If your cat jumps off the roof, at least it won't use your best umbrella for a parachute.
19. You don't have to give a cat an allowance.
20. A cat doesn't need a whole new wardrobe every year.
Jc
Make sure that you feed and pet yours today. If you haven't got one, use someone elses.
20 Reasons Why Pussies Are Better Than Kids
1. If you want a cat, you don't have to endure nine months of morning sickness, weight gain, backaches, and kicks in the stomach, not to mention 5 or 6 hours of gut-ripping labor.
2. Cats are already potty trained, so you never have to change a smelly diaper or argue with a stubborn toddler.
3. A kitten can entertain itself for hours with nothing but a wad of paper, and they're more fun to watch than most TV shows.
4. A cat doesn't need a babysitter, and it really doesn't mind being left home alone.
5. You never have to get up at 2 AM to feed a cat.
6. Cats may be finicky about their food, but at least they won't spit it back at you or smear it in their hair.
7. Cats never write on the walls with crayons or indelible markers.
8. Unlike human children, cats LOVE to take naps!
9. Cats don't have temper tantrums.
10. A cat would never try to fit a slice of pizza into the computer's floppy drive slot.
11. A cat won't generate 2 loads of dirty laundry every week.
12. Cats wash up without being told, and they always leave the towels clean.
13. Cats rarely leave dirty pawprints on the door or track mud on your kitchen floor.
14. You don't have to worry about getting your cat into the "right" preschool.
15. A cat will never have a dead frog in its pants pocket. Or a live one.
16. A cat won't try to flush a toy race car down the toilet at 9:45 on a Sunday morning.
17. A cat won't demand the latest toy, video game, or sugar-coated cereal it saw on TV.
18. If your cat jumps off the roof, at least it won't use your best umbrella for a parachute.
19. You don't have to give a cat an allowance.
20. A cat doesn't need a whole new wardrobe every year.
Jc