Post by B8 on Jan 8, 2007 7:49:08 GMT -5
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot.
The shop owner points to 3 identical looking parrots on a perch and says: "the parrot on the left costs $500.00".
"Why does that one cost so much?" asked the shopper.
The owner says "Well the parrot knows how to use a computer."
The man then asks about the next parrot and was told that this one costs $1,000.00 because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows the UNIX operating system.
Naturally, the increasingly started man asks about the third parrot to be told that it costs $2,000.00.
Needless to say this begs the question "What can it do?"
To which the owner replies "to be honest I have never seen it do a thing but the other two call him boss!"
Jc
(BOSS)
The shop owner points to 3 identical looking parrots on a perch and says: "the parrot on the left costs $500.00".
"Why does that one cost so much?" asked the shopper.
The owner says "Well the parrot knows how to use a computer."
The man then asks about the next parrot and was told that this one costs $1,000.00 because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows the UNIX operating system.
Naturally, the increasingly started man asks about the third parrot to be told that it costs $2,000.00.
Needless to say this begs the question "What can it do?"
To which the owner replies "to be honest I have never seen it do a thing but the other two call him boss!"
Jc
(BOSS)